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kpc2424
  • Town/Country : college point, NY
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 July 1979 (34 years)
  • Number of visits : 285
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

About kpc2424 : 34 y/o dad who's started a new life with his son. here for friends and to get the occasional hysterical laugh from these FML posts.

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Why am I up so early?

You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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kpc2424's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45755) - you deserved it (17114)

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