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About kpc2424 : 34 y/o dad who's started a new life with his son. here for friends and to get the occasional hysterical laugh from these FML posts.
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I agree, their lives suck
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Today, my husband and I were fooling around, and things got heated. In the heat of things, I told him to tear my panties off. He took it literally and yanked at them with all his might. It's been two hours and I still can't walk straight. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015