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  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 742
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About kpacek330 : I love to read, act, and sing.
My name is Katie.

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kpacek330's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

#12082068
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19826) - you deserved it (72745)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:53am - misc - by GirlishMan1883897 (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

#11983627
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (106840) - you deserved it (6235)

On 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm - love - by betrayed (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42136) - you deserved it (3700)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML

#6998674
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25067) - you deserved it (4358)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:50pm - love - by creeped (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64150) - you deserved it (6784)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML

#6291314
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33317) - you deserved it (5881)

On 11/13/2009 at 7:09pm - kids - by DeeElleGee (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

#5219515
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49586) - you deserved it (6195)

On 09/13/2009 at 12:15am - love - by blind_date (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

#1243795
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12045) - you deserved it (80229)

On 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm - misc - by brob56 (man) - United States (Tennessee)



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