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kpacek330

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 August 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 856
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About kpacek330 : I love to read, act, and sing.
My name is Katie.

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Visits<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 5:06pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 8:42pm<b>ForeverSushi</b> - the 05/17/2016 at 3:49pm<b>Rammer3500</b> - the 05/10/2016 at 11:18pm<b>BlasterPrime</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 3:35pm<b>jonjonguapito</b> - the 03/01/2016 at 8:20pm<b>Alex5074</b> - the 02/24/2016 at 5:07pm<b>Japaneseteabag</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 1:52am<b>Jenbearish</b> - the 11/21/2015 at 5:54pm<b>jacksonpm23</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 5:10am<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 08/21/2015 at 2:14pm<b>DorkyDaddy</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 3:27pm<b>Woody02284</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 12:50pm<b>xXsnowbreezeXx</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 8:54pm<b>KobeLebroJordan</b> - the 05/13/2015 at 8:20pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 04/18/2015 at 11:36pm<b>TheCutestLizard</b> - the 12/29/2014 at 7:49pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 11:53am

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 08/11/2016 at 11:06pm<b>jacksonpm23</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 11:10am<b>DorkyDaddy</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 9:27pm<b>AscendV</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:37am

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kpacek330's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML

by GirlishMan1883897 / 07/24/2010 at 6:53am / United States (Connecticut) / Love

Today, I was helping my friend create an online dating profile. When she got her search results, her #1 match was a blonde guy only 10 miles from her. His description: genuine, laid back, and ready for fun. He left off something kind of important. He's already married. To me. FML

by betrayed / 07/19/2010 at 1:36pm / United States (Missouri) / Love

Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

by Dog fart / 02/13/2010 at 11:08am / United States / Animals

Today, I was talking to the guy that has been in love with me for two years. He said "There is a shortage of perfect breasts in the world. It would be a shame to lose yours." He then creepily looked at me and said "It's true." Thanks, Princess Bride, for supplying creepers with material. FML

by creeped / 12/28/2009 at 7:50pm / United States (Ohio) / Love

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

by IB6UB9 / 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm / United States / Love

Today, at my work, I was ringing though a kid's purchase. I try to be friendly with the kids and when he handed me his cash I said "Thank you, sir!" in a playful manner. He then turns to his mom and says "Mom, why does everyone think I am a boy?". FML

by DeeElleGee / 11/13/2009 at 7:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I went on a blind date with a guy who talked about himself in the 3rd person. Seriously. FML

by blind_date / 09/13/2009 at 12:15am / United States (Massachusetts) / Love

Today, I was talking to my hot neighbor. We were in the driveway of her house, and I looked at her car and noticed a hideous dummy. It was fat and just ugly, but I didn't think much of it. I tried to make a joke and asked, "Where did you get that awful thing?" She said, "That's my daughter". FML

by brob56 / 04/22/2009 at 11:11pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love