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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1989 (26 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1222
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

#194587
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I agree, your life sucks (74428) - you deserved it (20983)

On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)

Today, I'm heading towards my car clutching a bunch of flowers for my girlfriend, when along comes a sweet old lady who says: "it's not flowers she wants, it's some lovin'!". The elderly sure aren't what they used to be. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24733) - you deserved it (3336)

On 12/04/2008 at 6:16am - misc - by DarkPhoenix - Sent from mobile version



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