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Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML
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On 02/26/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by cman (man) - Romania (Iasi)
Today, I heard the sound of footsteps in the basement. Thinking it was burglars I grabbed a baseball bat and hurried down the stairs. I then tripped on the stairs, fell down them and smacked my head on the bat. The sound of footsteps I heard? It was my cat playing in some cardboard boxes. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 8:45am - animals - by dontbadouche - Senegal
Today, I was playing rugby. I was tackled very hard at the end of a play, and I got up to find my head bleeding profusely. Not one person offered to drive me to the ER. I had to drive myself to get six stitches in the face. FML
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On 02/01/2010 at 2:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was nervous as hell for my driving test. The instructor told me to drive a straight line in reverse. I forgot to put the car in reverse from drive and drove straight into a parked vehicle. Which happened to be owned by the instructor. FML
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On 01/11/2010 at 11:03pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
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On 12/18/2009 at 3:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I was on AIM talking to a really cute guy, whom I've had a crush on for forever, when he asked me to video chat. I got so excited and immediately pressed accept, without thinking. Not until he started screaming and cursing did I realize that I was still using my laptop on the toilet. FML
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On 12/14/2009 at 6:26pm - love - by toiletgirl (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I was looking at my wedding pictures I had just ordered and I tried to flick something off one of the pictures, but it wouldn't come off. In a panic I quickly looked through all of my pictures and realized that I had a booger sticking out of my nose. No one told me. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 4:06pm - love - by boogerbrain (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was walking around in Target with my friends and the guy I've liked for a long time. As we approached the patio section, I sat down on a chair only to hear a big wet watery sound. I got up and realized that I had just sat in some little kid's diarrhea. FML
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On 11/20/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I failed an oral speech because "I didn't look up once." The problem was, every time I looked up, my teacher looked down. Every time I looked down, she looked up. FML
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On 10/26/2009 at 2:46pm - misc - by oralMistake - United States (Maryland)
Today, I was informed by my manager at work that there had been an 'accident' in the playground. I then had to crawl through tunnels designed for 5 year olds, to a tiny playroom with no fresh air, and clean up a stupid kid's pee and crap. FML
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On 10/19/2009 at 12:10am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I saw a cockroach on the ceiling. Immediately I got a stick to smack it down. When I hit it, it fell and landed in my mouth. Karma much? FML
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On 09/27/2009 at 11:52am - misc - by cockroach (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I decided I would call in sick to work after working 60 hours the week before just so I could have a day off... My body responded this morning with vomiting and diarrhea so I had to call in sick and didn't get to have much fun... Karma 1 Me 0. FML
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On 09/21/2009 at 3:50pm - work - by sick (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I was waiting for a delivery between 9am-8pm. At 7:30 pm, I finally decided to have a 3 minute (desperately needed) shower. During which time the delivery man came. I ran down the street in a towel that barely covered me. He was driving away looking at me in the mirror laughing. FML
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On 09/18/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by calamityjosie (woman) - United Kingdom (Reading)
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him I had none, he yelled angrily "who comes to this city without money?" I replied "apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
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On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)
Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML
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On 07/24/2009 at 3:06pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
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