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Today, after twisting my knee playing soccer with my friends, I had to take myself to the hospital. Apparently finishing the game was more important to them. FML

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99 comments

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On 08/20/2010 at 1:34am - health - by Sam - United States

 Today, I came home from a long day at work, and heard voices coming from my living room. I thought my house was being robbed so I called 911. Turns out I left the T.V. on. FML

#12620579
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On 08/19/2010 at 4:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML

#12612663
104 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 9:26pm - health - by gorey - Canada (Alberta)

Today, one of my cousins offered to sell me his mac for a low price. When I got it, I realized it was an old toshiba painted white with an apple sticker on it. My cousin still insists it's a mac. FML

#12612052
156 comments

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On 08/18/2010 at 8:53pm - misc - by roflcopter (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I went to a water park, and the fee to get in was $39.95. Once I got in I was really thirsty, so I got a soda and then I hear over the intercom that the park is closing due to a clog in the cleaning system. I paid 43.67 for a soda. FML

#12592660
243 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 10:01pm - misc - by Still Dry - United States

Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML

#12582997
102 comments

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On 08/17/2010 at 1:06pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML

#12563425
280 comments

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On 08/16/2010 at 4:20pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I haven't had any real sleep in 4 days because I am an insomniac. My father is also an insomniac but he takes Ambien to get his rest. Me? I'm stuck staring at the ceiling for hours because he won't let me take any kind of medication, because he doesn't want me "getting addicted." FML

#12533834
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On 08/15/2010 at 3:23am - health - by sleeplessinID (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, my boyfriend forgot our anniversary. But it's okay; I wasn't expecting anything after he forgot my birthday, Valentine's Day, and my name. FML

#12409274
331 comments

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On 08/09/2010 at 10:38am - love - by Forgotten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I applied for a job and sent my CV, then realised I sent the example CV I got off the internet. Now they think Bob Brown who lives at 123 Sunshine Street is applying for a job. FML

#12261661
82 comments

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On 08/02/2010 at 5:50am - work - by Julia (woman) - New Zealand (Otago)

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

#12085678
256 comments

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On 07/24/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by juli (woman) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML

#12023647
42 comments

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On 07/21/2010 at 12:09pm - misc - by Syrinth (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I have been studying for the wrong final exam. One more hour until the test. FML

#10666872
86 comments

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On 05/21/2010 at 11:01am - love - by finalssuck - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I tried to demonstrate to my friend how laughably dull our kitchen knives are by swiping one across my palm. Turns out Dad noticed the problem yesterday and sharpened them. FML

#8991320
173 comments

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On 03/11/2010 at 3:13am - misc - by ShowOff (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I was walking past a group of old men exiting a building. All of a sudden, I heard a strange splashing sound, and discovered one of the completely inebriated men walking behind me, pissing on my boots. I sped up, but so did he, and he didn't miss once until he was done. FML

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On 02/26/2010 at 6:17am - misc - by cman (man) - Romania (Iasi)



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