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Today, my little brother discovered that bears can be very territorial and will pee on things to keep others away. He took this new found information to heart and peed on various things in the house that he wanted for himself, including my laptop. FML

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On 01/30/2011 at 12:21pm - kids - by Joey - United States (California)

Today, I went to see "Black Swan" with my parents, not realizing that it was basically a porno. So I sat next to my dad while Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman had passionate lesbian sex on a twenty foot screen. And I'm pretty sure I heard the old guy behind us jacking off. FML

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On 01/23/2011 at 7:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I got to listen to my younger brother have sex with a girl while I sat in my room playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night. FML

#14504771
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On 01/08/2011 at 2:01am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML

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77 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML

#14080248
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On 12/04/2010 at 2:32am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when I came. She got pissed and slapped me really hard for cumming inside her because she didnt want to get pregnant. 1. I was wearing a condom. 2. She's on the pill. 3. We were having anal sex. FML

#13661699
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On 10/31/2010 at 9:30am - intimacy - by Tai - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a hummingbird somehow got into my house. I spent two and a half hours trying to get it out after finally using a blanket to catch it. I run outside to release it from my hands, and it flew back into my house. FML

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On 10/27/2010 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my 43 year old wife has been having a cyber relationship with a 14 year old kid on Halo. FML

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193 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband and I moved to get closer to his job. Today he got transferred 150 miles away from where we moved to. FML

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On 10/03/2010 at 12:00am - love - by liz - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I married the woman I love. I wasn't the groom, I was the minister. FML

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On 10/02/2010 at 4:07am - love - by Pr unlucky - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I made exactly 400 flashcards of my vocab that I had to memorize. It took me over 3 hours to make them and hours to remember them. Proud of myself, I showed them to my friends. Then my friends notified me I had memorized the wrong section. FML

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On 09/25/2010 at 8:15pm - misc - by educatttiiioonnn (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I failed my trigonometry exam because my scientific calculator was on the wrong setting. FML

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On 09/25/2010 at 4:57am - misc - by trigfail - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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272 comments

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On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband just told me that he no longer loves me but keeps me around to handle his finances. FML

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On 08/23/2010 at 12:17am - love - by Lace (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML

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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)



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