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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 May 1999 (16 years)
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About kooldinosaur4427 : heyy guys!!!!!.my name is.kristal.... I love music and love singing... its my whole life!!! that's all I ever want to do... well and draw, but you get the point.. feel free to chat!!!^~^ oh and I forgot one more thing.... MY ARMY OF DINOSAURS IS GOING TO HELP ME TAKE OVER THE WORLD SO YOU BETTER WATCH OUT!!!!!! yeah thats about it...I got a kik... same username I have on here.... enjoy!!!!!

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Today, I was at work and my mother texted me. The text read, "You take a nice picture." To which I responded, "what picture?" I then got a reply saying, "The one on your speeding ticket showing you going 73 in a 55 mph zone. You are even smiling." FML


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Today, was my first serious photoshoot as a male model for a high-end clothing line. It was a nude photoshoot, with kind of an Adam and Eve theme. After the first couple of pictures with the extremly sexy female model, I got a boner. There were still 100 shots left to go. FML


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