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konstantinos616
  • Town/Country : Rhode Island, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 June 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 268
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About konstantinos616 : It kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten
What the color of her eyes were, and her scars or how she got them
As the telling signs of age rain down a single tear is dropping
Through the valleys of an aging face that this world has forgotten

Listen to your heart, those angel voices
They'll see to you, they'll be your guide back home

Love-Hate-Sex-Pain

You're not for this world, this world is for you
And now is the time, there's no tomorrow
So make the most of every day while you're alive
Stand for something

I left his arms empty and tied
Outstretched for me until he died

I think god is moving it's tongue
There's no crowd in the streets
And no sun in my own summer

Bide the Wiccan Rede you must,
In perfect Love and perfect Trust.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill:
An' harm ye none, do what ye will.

Feel free to message :D Music, religion, politics, relationships- I'm game.

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P.S. I am the male.

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