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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 886
  • Number of comments : 110
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About konstantinos616 : Irish, 18, a senior in high school, planning on pursuing an engineering and writing and journalism career, moderately intelligent (I think), a musician (bass and drums), outdoor activist, geocacher, Eagle Scout, practitioner of Wicca and general occultism, and HUGE rock/metal/punk fan (also cool with country, classical, jazz/blues/funk, reggae).

Message me if you disagree with something I say or just want to talk. I'm usually up for some conversating.

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Kik- iamthemaher
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Insta: admiraldiabetes
Facebook.com/CommanderDiabetes

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Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML

#17974360
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24727) - you deserved it (1993)

On 10/13/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by pillowless (woman) - United States

Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML

#17952453
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23664) - you deserved it (3169)

On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML

#15866600
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31481) - you deserved it (2123)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by doomed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML

#14509671
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23381) - you deserved it (2206)

On 01/08/2011 at 3:35pm - work - by niiiiiiiiiikki - United States (Kansas)

Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating my town for Christmas. After a break, I came back to find someone had re-positioned the wooden reindeer to make it look like they were humping. FML

#14115471
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24098) - you deserved it (7926)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML

#13164838
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15378) - you deserved it (25295)

On 09/23/2010 at 12:31am - money - by giantsfan2010 (man) - United States (California)



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