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  • Town/Country : Narragansett, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 June 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1166
  • Number of comments : 111
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About konstantinos616 : Irish, college freshman pursuing a computer and electrical engineering career, moderately intelligent (I think), a musician (bassist, backup vocals for Parking Is Hard), outdoor activist, geocacher, Eagle Scout, occult practitioner, and HUGE rock/metal/punk fan (also cool with country, classical, jazz/blues, funk, and reggae).
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Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27498) - you deserved it (2222)

On 10/13/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by pillowless (woman) - United States

Today, I took my friend with me for a radiology scan. While I was getting injections, my friend muttered, "On the bright side, if you die, you'll glow in the dark at the funeral." FML


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On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML

Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML


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On 04/20/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by doomed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML


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On 01/08/2011 at 3:35pm - work - by niiiiiiiiiikki - United States (Kansas)

Today, I spent hours voluntarily decorating my town for Christmas. After a break, I came back to find someone had re-positioned the wooden reindeer to make it look like they were humping. FML


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On 12/07/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML


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On 09/23/2010 at 12:31am - money - by giantsfan2010 (man) - United States (California)

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