About konstantinos616 : It kills me not to know this but I've all but just forgotten
What the color of her eyes were, and her scars or how she got them
As the telling signs of age rain down a single tear is dropping
Through the valleys of an aging face that this world has forgotten
Listen to your heart, those angel voices
They'll see to you, they'll be your guide back home
Love-Hate-Sex-Pain
You're not for this world, this world is for you
And now is the time, there's no tomorrow
So make the most of every day while you're alive
Stand for something
I left his arms empty and tied
Outstretched for me until he died
I think god is moving it's tongue
There's no crowd in the streets
And no sun in my own summer
Bide the Wiccan Rede you must,
In perfect Love and perfect Trust.
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill:
An' harm ye none, do what ye will.
Feel free to message :D Music, religion, politics, relationships- I'm game.
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Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML
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On 01/06/2013 at 7:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)
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On 12/30/2012 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)
Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML
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On 12/29/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by killme (man) - United States (Maine)
Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My daughter's $11 One Direction poster. What will it cost to fix my car? $1,000. FML
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On 12/27/2012 at 11:58pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while sharing a few beers on the couch with my boyfriend, he drunkenly uttered the fateful words, "Babe, if I could suck my own dick, you'd be single as HELL." FML
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On 12/27/2012 at 7:24pm - intimacy - by well, i am now (woman) - United States
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On 11/24/2012 at 8:59am - kids - by Anonymous - United States
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On 11/14/2012 at 12:50pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)
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On 10/13/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by pillowless (woman) - United States
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On 10/10/2011 at 3:06pm - health - by radioactiveglowinthedarkthing (woman) - United Kingdom (Essex)
Today, I learned no matter how much your friends pressure you, you must never snort lines of curry powder. FML
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On 10/01/2011 at 2:48am - health - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
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