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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 January 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 161
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Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (236413) - you deserved it (82024)

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