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  • Birth Date : Friday 4 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 331
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58044) - you deserved it (7172)

On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (82390) - you deserved it (219400)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was jerking off in the train washroom when the ticket inspector knocked at the door. I was nearly done so I didn't open right away. I didn't think he would have the key…I found myself face to face with him and three other passengers. The worst being I didn't have a ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8281) - you deserved it (64291)

On 12/24/2008 at 3:40am - intimacy - by lip - Sent from mobile version

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (63414) - you deserved it (8680)

On 10/28/2008 at 7:13am - intimacy - by loon - Sent from mobile version



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