About kobelstone23 : Hello. I'm 20, go to college, live in Indiana, work at a local pizza place and got the oven burns to prove it.
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Today, my husband and I went to the store. Because we have no car, we had to walk four miles in the 115 fahrenheit weather. It didn't click until we were standing outside the door with a metric shit-tonne of ice-cream, that we'd have to tear ass back home to keep it all from melting. FML
by Anonymous / 07/01/2012 at 1:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by mrricecakes / 03/23/2012 at 1:55am / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, I was chatting to a nice girl at the mall, and I said if she didn't get a raise, I would write to the management. She said they have no email address, and I replied that I meant an actual letter. "Like, on paper?" she said, "Damn, how old are ya, pops?" I want a ticket off this planet. FML
by S. Michaels / 03/14/2012 at 11:17am / United States / Miscellaneous
by annon / 02/11/2012 at 1:23am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
by box bulge / 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm / China / Health
by squishylog / 08/12/2011 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Animals
by dickface / 03/28/2011 at 4:13pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by fffmmll / 03/21/2011 at 12:58pm / United Kingdom (Derbyshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 10/27/2010 at 2:12am / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, I was wearing my yoga pants for my boyfriend. He's infatuated with them. He claims they make my ass look nice. I found out it's because I constantly get a camel toe, and it gives him a semi every time he sees it. I found this out by listening to him and his father at dinner. FML
by cameltoeyourface / 07/25/2010 at 8:42pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend and I thought it'd be hot to have it off on the golf course once it was dark. Who would've thought that sprinklers start up once it's pitch dark. I got a lot wetter than I thought I would. FML
by Anonymous / 07/13/2010 at 4:31am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by BigBangrocksthenight / 04/02/2010 at 8:31pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals
by emergency / 01/25/2010 at 8:32am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Intimacy
Today, I got an email from the company that manages my cat's microchip informing me that I had to update my information that had been entered by the local Humane Society. Apparently, they listed my cat "Coral" as the owner, and me as the pet. To change it, they needed the cat's signature. FML
by APetsPet / 10/05/2009 at 3:23pm / United States (Florida) / Animals
by awilson / 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
- Today, this homeless guy asked me for a monetary donation towards his dinner. I offered to buy him… Today, I was having a panic attack and my service dog cares more about the Mouse running across the… Today, I went on a first date with an attractive guy. At the end of it, he ended up holding my bag…
- Today, I've been living in Germany for several weeks now. My classmates still cannot pronounce my… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that… Today, a car almost hit me. Since I wasn’t hurt, the driver chased me with a baseball bat to finish…