About kobelstone23 : Hello. I'm 20, go to college, live in Indiana, work at a local pizza place and got the oven burns to prove it.
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by gassy / 01/07/2013 at 10:40am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my partner was inspired by 50 Shades Of Grey to try making me orgasm with a full bladder, therefore intensifying the experience. He was right, it was mind blowing. It also made me piss the bed for the first time in twenty-odd years. FML
by wetsheets / 01/07/2013 at 8:01am / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Intimacy
Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML
by anonymous / 01/05/2013 at 11:16am / United States / Transportation
Today, my best friend told me about a vicious rumor that's going around, saying I contracted a horrible STD. I asked her if she told everyone it was a lie. She said no, because the rumor is apparently "way too funny to ruin." Maybe it's time for new friends. FML
by Katie / 12/13/2012 at 1:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by roommateprobssss:( / 12/11/2012 at 10:57am / United States / Miscellaneous
by ihncredible / 12/10/2012 at 6:32pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
by slenderman908 / 12/10/2012 at 6:41am / United States (Michigan) / Love
by LLCK / 12/10/2012 at 5:13am / United States (Minnesota) / Transportation
by chels / 12/10/2012 at 2:47am / United States (Ohio) / Love
Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML
by Aaron / 12/09/2012 at 6:34pm / United States (North Carolina) / Health
Today, I was sitting cross-legged, idly jerkin' the gherkin. I guess I got slightly carried away, because I zoned out, forgot where I was aiming, and came all over the side of my face, up my nose and into my eye. FML
by SamWGovan / 12/09/2012 at 11:57am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
Today, my husband discovered poking me in my belly button makes me have to pee, sometimes it's uncontrollable and happens immediately. He thinks it's hilarious and decided it's his new favorite game. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2012 at 12:01pm / United States (Oregon) / Love
by me. / 12/01/2012 at 9:54am / United States / Intimacy
by so pray to ariel about it, dipshits / 11/30/2012 at 2:29pm / United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of) / Miscellaneous
by childhoodupinsmoke / 11/29/2012 at 10:35pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous