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About kniggit : Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
I am but a silly teenager that withers away in front of a laptop all day. My hobbies include envying the pun skills of the people of FML.
I fart in your general direction.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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Friday 5 February 2016