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  • Birth Date : Friday 26 December 1997 (18 years)
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About kniggit : Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

I am but a silly teenager that withers away in front of a laptop all day. My hobbies include envying the pun skills of the people of FML.

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