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  • Number of visits : 2160
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About kmwis_00 : Rest in peace Meagan, you will always be in my heart. 4/4/11

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Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML


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On 10/18/2010 at 8:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend proposed. He said we’d go pick up the ring tomorrow. Then he asked to borrow $40 to get it out of pawn. He pawned it when his ex gave it back to him. FML


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On 07/28/2010 at 3:27pm - love - by 34_22_34 (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was in the shower and I heard my boyfriend walk in. I struck my sexiest pose and when he came in, he looked me up and down and told me, "You look like my mother." Thanks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34775) - you deserved it (5423)

On 07/26/2010 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by dumped (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was rushed to the hospital because I was crying so hard I couldn't breathe. Why was I crying? My favorite anime character died. FML


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On 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm - misc - by Obsessed (woman) - United States (California)

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