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About kmwis_00 : Rest in peace Meagan, you will always be in my heart. 4/4/11
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Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML
Friday 19 September 2014