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  • Town/Country : Traverse city, Michigan, United states
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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 8 January 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 99
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I discovered that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup. How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and red stilettos in it. Oh, and the stilettos are his size, in case you were wondering. FML

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On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was reading a book on paper for the first time in maybe a month. I had to stop at a word I did not recognise. Because I'm so used to using a Kindle, I tried to get the definition by pressing it. I had my finger on the word for a few seconds before I realised it was paper. FML

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On 05/17/2012 at 2:57pm - misc - by Bilze - United States (Virginia)



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