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kmccain
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 August 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 403
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kmccain : So what brought you here? Was it my guinea pig, Hamlet, one of my smart ass comments, or are you just being a stalker?

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Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40695) - you deserved it (6506)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15932) - you deserved it (26182)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22437) - you deserved it (20300)

On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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