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About kmccain : So what brought you here? Was it my guinea pig, Hamlet, one of my smart ass comments, or are you just being a stalker?
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Back from a party
An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.
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Today I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the doghile I was out because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on head at work, and it burst all over clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, damn cat won't leave me alone. mega FML
today I went to te doctor 4 orrible stomac pains. He said I ad an abnormal amount of stool in me, an tat I'd ned to flus it out. I calld my mom an told er wat append, toic se respondd, "I alway knew you were full of sit, I didn't ned a doctor to tell me tat." FML
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
Today, as I was yelled at by a middle school teacher in front of 30 6th grader fir breaking the rule of "no cell phone in school." Luckily, I escaped being sent to the office after explaining I'm a 21 year old college student doing student teaching observations, not a middle schooler . FML
Friday 27 March 2015