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kmccain

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2573
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About kmccain : So what brought you here? Was it my guinea pig, Hamlet, one of my smart ass comments, or are you just being a stalker?

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Today, ta ica craam truck want by ma ousa 4 ta savant tima today, as it as 4 ta last savan days of ma fasting. big fat FML

#12563686
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29522) - you deserved it (7907)

On 08/16/2010 at 4:35pm - misc - by IceCreamCraver (man) - United States (New York)

2day I laarnad tat u sould navar, avar, undar any circumstanca, taka a laxativa and a slaaping pill on ta sama nigt!!

#11281809
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11014) - you deserved it (51302)

On 06/18/2010 at 1:42am - health - by emilygreeny - United States

Today I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the doghile I was out because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML

#10925593
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31258) - you deserved it (2407)

On 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm - money - by dogshavenipples (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on head at work, and it burst all over clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, damn cat won't leave me alone. mega FML

#10855287
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28110) - you deserved it (4058)

On 05/30/2010 at 1:12am - animals - by Alpheas - United States (Texas)

Today, it's sixteenth birthday and mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

#8169193
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20615) - you deserved it (18344)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm - misc - by RaceCar (man) - United States (Alabama)

today I went to te doctor 4 orrible stomac pains. He said I ad an abnormal amount of stool in me, an tat I'd ned to flus it out. I calld my mom an told er wat append, toic se respondd, "I alway knew you were full of sit, I didn't ned a doctor to tell me tat." FML

#7631341
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33529) - you deserved it (6618)

On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I found my belovd hamster... Toofie. Toofie escapd from his cage. 4 yeres ago.

#7380973
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33271) - you deserved it (4494)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm - animals - by riptoofie (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

#7379683
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33584) - you deserved it (3212)

On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore

Today I Was Dissecting A Pig For Ma Anatomy Class. Te Smell Of Four Day-old Dead Pig Caused Me To Faint. My Mom Drove Me Ome An Warmed Me Up Some Left Overs For Lunc. It Was Pork Cops. FML

#7339012
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26909) - you deserved it (3772)

On 01/14/2010 at 2:41pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML

#7183018
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17910) - you deserved it (23708)

On 01/06/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by ugly5402 (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents 4 various people; 17 to be exact . It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them . FML

#6510557
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11184) - you deserved it (37297)

On 11/29/2009 at 9:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I realizd that our generation will be rememberd as the kids who likd sparkly vampres!! FML

#6439149
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70364) - you deserved it (12109)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)

Today, as I was yelled at by a middle school teacher in front of 30 6th grader fir breaking the rule of "no cell phone in school." Luckily, I escaped being sent to the office after explaining I'm a 21 year old college student doing student teaching observations, not a middle schooler . FML

#6379365
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29408) - you deserved it (4467)

On 11/20/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by NotInMiddleSchool (woman) - United States (Connecticut)



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