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by emilygreeny / 06/18/2010 at 1:42am / United States / Health
Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
by dogshavenipples / 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm / United Kingdom (Hampshire) / Money
by Anonymous / 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML
by Alpheas / 05/30/2010 at 1:12am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by human torch / 03/18/2010 at 11:22am / United States / Health
by RaceCar / 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML
by Crap / 01/28/2010 at 12:01am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by riptoofie / 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm / United States (Nevada) / Animals
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
by dire-rear / 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm / Singapore / Health
by Anonymous / 01/14/2010 at 2:41pm / United States / Health
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
by ugly5402 / 01/06/2010 at 4:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/29/2009 at 9:18am / United States (New Jersey) / Miscellaneous
by buhknee / 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, as I was yelled at by a middle school teacher in front of 30 6th graders for breaking the rule of "no cell phones in school." Luckily, I escaped being sent to the office after explaining I'm a 21 year old college student doing student teaching observations, not a middle schooler. FML
by NotInMiddleSchool / 11/20/2009 at 12:24pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML
by Falafax / 11/12/2009 at 4:37pm / United States / Work
- Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me… Today, I came home to visit my family for spring break, only to realize that I'd left my phone in… Today, I heard some rhythmic moaning from the apartment next door. It took me 10 minutes to realize…