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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3412
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About kmccain : So what brought you here? Was it my guinea pig, Hamlet, one of my smart ass comments, or are you just being a stalker?

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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kmccain's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML

#13930186
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23170) - you deserved it (3981)

On 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, in my journalism class, after trying hard to find some actual news to comment, we ended up talking about gay porn and fashion designers. FML

#13863869
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11424) - you deserved it (19971)

On 11/16/2010 at 10:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Romania (Cluj)

Today, I realised I haven't had a date in so long that I actually seriously considered meeting someone from online, purely based on the fact he could spell properly. FML

#13822904
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24201) - you deserved it (4085)

On 11/13/2010 at 1:09am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I need to find a way to explain to my 5, 7 and 12 year old kids their uncle wants to become their aunt. FML

#13773002
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54464) - you deserved it (10825)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

#13696157
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34729) - you deserved it (11527)

On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML

#13636606
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30766) - you deserved it (12662)

On 10/29/2010 at 8:17am - kids - by mrtut (man) - United Kingdom (Merseyside)

Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML

#13608435
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32243) - you deserved it (3943)

On 10/26/2010 at 10:46pm - misc - by zzzgrady - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
350 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55360) - you deserved it (3934)

On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

#13485553
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37319) - you deserved it (5983)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML

#13408997
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10273) - you deserved it (47376)

On 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML

Today, I superglued my headphones back together. They weren't dry before I put them back in my ears. FML

Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML

#12706107
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27854) - you deserved it (10072)

On 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm - misc - by lizardface (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML

#12563686
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31956) - you deserved it (8200)

On 08/16/2010 at 4:35pm - misc - by IceCreamCraver (man) - United States (New York)



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