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kmccain's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 10:35am / Romania (Cluj) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 1:09am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
by Petitprof / 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids
by nk / 11/03/2010 at 12:39am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML
by mrtut / 10/29/2010 at 8:17am / United Kingdom (Merseyside) / Kids
Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML
by zzzgrady / 10/26/2010 at 10:46pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Lauren Smith / 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML
by shelbs61 / 08/30/2010 at 3:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Lozza111 / 08/28/2010 at 1:14am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Geek
Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
by lizardface / 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm / United States (California) / Health
by IceCreamCraver / 08/16/2010 at 4:35pm / United States (New York) / Health
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I was talking to a boy I'm interested in and tried to make conversation while taking a sip… Today, I was at drama club, rehearsing for a play I'm in. But I had to leave early and so I went up… Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog…