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kmccain's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 9:51pm / United States (California) / Animals
by Anonymous / 11/16/2010 at 10:35am / Romania (Cluj) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 11/13/2010 at 1:09am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
by Petitprof / 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 12:32am / United States (New York) / Kids
by nk / 11/03/2010 at 12:39am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, as a physics teacher, I was testing a class to see how high a sound frequency they could hear. One girl claimed she could hear the sound even though it was physically impossible. Without thinking, I replied "Only dogs can hear this frequency." Needless to say, she was picked on all day. FML
by mrtut / 10/29/2010 at 8:17am / United Kingdom (Merseyside) / Kids
Today, after having the worst night of my life, my boss chewing me out and acid reflux all morning, I went to the snack machine at work to get the only thing that makes me happy, Reese's PB cups. I had just enough money to buy the very last one in the machine, and it got stuck. FML
by zzzgrady / 10/26/2010 at 10:46pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Lauren Smith / 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, I attended a musical. A new song was played, and I thought I'd heard it before because it sounded strangely familiar. I sang along quietly as the song progressed, positive I knew it. Anticipating the next chorus, I belted out the lyrics with all my heart. It was instrumental. FML
by Anonymous / 10/11/2010 at 6:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I finally decided to do regular biology rather than honors biology, thinking honors would be too hard. My first day in regular biology, my lab partner asked me whether a rock was alive or not. FML
by shelbs61 / 08/30/2010 at 3:55pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Lozza111 / 08/28/2010 at 1:14am / New Zealand (Auckland) / Geek
Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
by lizardface / 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm / United States (California) / Health
by IceCreamCraver / 08/16/2010 at 4:35pm / United States (New York) / Health