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Today, my daughter and I went to the carnival and had our faces painted. When we returned home hours later, I realized I have a deep sunburn all around my face except for the skin under the paint in the shape of a gecko. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 6:44pm - misc - by lizardface (woman) - United States (California)
Today, the ice cream truck went by my house for the seventh time today, as it has for the last seven days of my fasting. FML
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On 08/16/2010 at 4:35pm - misc - by IceCreamCraver (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I learned that you should never, ever, under any circumstance, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. FML
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On 06/18/2010 at 1:42am - health - by emilygreeny - United States
Today, I got a huge bill through the post. It turns out that my elderly mother made the vet come out to my house to see the dog while I was out, because she was scared of the little growths she had found on his body. They were nipples. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 7:15pm - money - by dogshavenipples (man) - United Kingdom (Hampshire)
Today, my wife changed her facebook status from "married" to "widowed". I'm scared. FML
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On 06/02/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML
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On 05/30/2010 at 1:12am - animals - by Alpheas - United States (Texas)
Today, my physics teacher accidentally lit me on fire. FML
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On 03/18/2010 at 11:22am - health - by human torch - United States
Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML
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On 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm - misc - by RaceCar (man) - United States (Alabama)
Today, I went to the doctor for horrible stomach pains. He said I had an abnormal amount of stool in me, and that I'd need to flush it out. I called my mom and told her what happened, to which she responded, "I always knew you were full of shit, I didn't need a doctor to tell me that." FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by Crap (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found my beloved hamster, Toofie. Toofie escaped from his cage. 4 years ago. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm - animals - by riptoofie (woman) - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML
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On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore
Today, I was dissecting a pig for my anatomy class. The smell of four day-old dead pig caused me to faint. My mom drove me home and warmed me up some left overs for lunch. It was pork chops. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 2:41pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by ugly5402 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was wrapping Christmas presents for various people; 17 to be exact. It wasn't until I placed the last present on top of the stack that I realized I didn't put gift tags on any of them. FML
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On 11/29/2009 at 9:18am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML
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On 11/24/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by buhknee - United States (North Carolina)
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