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kmccain

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2572
  • Number of comments : 127
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About kmccain : So what brought you here? Was it my guinea pig, Hamlet, one of my smart ass comments, or are you just being a stalker?

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kmccain's favorite FMLs

Today, my grlfriend of 3 an half yeres broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 an a half yeres. FML

#15793143
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41746) - you deserved it (5554)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Taday I watched mah dog chase his tail fir ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching mah dog chase his tail fir 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17769) - you deserved it (36624)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today... I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by... soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated... I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. big fat FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36931) - you deserved it (20471)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today My Expensive Multi-feature Water Proof Watc Was Destroyed... By Water. FML

#15355346
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35444) - you deserved it (6545)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Yesterday, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what looool I do it can't hear me. FML

#15251582
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40759) - you deserved it (4406)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm - animals - by blahhlovely_30 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Yesterday,hile at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands . He then continued working without a second thought . He was making my sandwich . FML

#15198554
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32887) - you deserved it (3875)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Shoofly - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class . When I was finished, no one clapped . On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face . That's when everyone clapped . real FML

#15121676
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34563) - you deserved it (4098)

On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)

Taday I had to fake fall down the stars so mah mom would stop texting and actually pay attention tohat I was saying!! FML

#15074279
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26864) - you deserved it (13234)

On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I went to the vending machine, putted in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. mega FML

#15006025
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26312) - you deserved it (9135)

On 02/16/2011 at 6:58pm - misc - by CandyMachine (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after a huge heretbreak an a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast an see a note on the counter saying "We hered you crying last night an didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" fat FML

#14895293
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38574) - you deserved it (7868)

On 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

today my cat did wile walking around te kitcen. He ad a eart attack wen te toaster poppd out two slices of bread. mega FML

#14753781
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49209) - you deserved it (4003) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, mah extremely superstitious grlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? ( I sense something horrible is going to happen. ) I was planning to propose. FML

#14653951
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42258) - you deserved it (3548)

On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)

Today, mah daughter was expelld from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr!! Seuss book!! FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33780) - you deserved it (7101)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I rantad a copy How To Train Your Dragon 4 mah young son to watch. I puttad tha DVD in, hit play without paying attantion, and want off to maka lunch. A faw minutas latar, mah son ran into tha kitchan scraaming. Apparantly, thara was a mix up at tha rantal stora and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39178) - you deserved it (10551)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today it was mah birthday. My parent got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes I don't play cards and I don't smoke. FML

#14050181
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40393) - you deserved it (3045)

On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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