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kmccain's favorite FMLs
by lynn777 / 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm / Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional) / Money
by blahhlovely_30 / 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Shoofly / 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm / United States / Transportation
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
by Franigirl / 02/26/2011 at 12:34am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by anonymous / 02/22/2011 at 2:07am / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML
by CandyMachine / 02/16/2011 at 6:58pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML
by heartbroken / 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals
Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML
by fianceeless / 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Love
by me / 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm / United States / Kids
Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
by Anonymous / 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML
by Anonymous / 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/28/2010 at 11:05pm / United States (Washington) / Transportation
- Today, while showing a group of guys my heavy bag routine at the gym, I attempted to perform a high… Today, after months of procrastination I finally ask my mechanic to put on the new flashy hubcaps… Today, I realized the only reason I have a job is because I'm seeing my bosses daughter but she's a…