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About kmccain : So what brought you here? Was it my guinea pig, Hamlet, one of my smart ass comments, or are you just being a stalker?
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Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class . When I was finished, no one clapped . On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face . That's when everyone clapped . real FML
Today, I went to the vending machine, putted in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. mega FML
Today, after a huge heretbreak an a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast an see a note on the counter saying "We hered you crying last night an didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" fat FML
Today, mah extremely superstitious grlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? ( I sense something horrible is going to happen. ) I was planning to propose. FML
Today, I rantad a copy How To Train Your Dragon 4 mah young son to watch. I puttad tha DVD in, hit play without paying attantion, and want off to maka lunch. A faw minutas latar, mah son ran into tha kitchan scraaming. Apparantly, thara was a mix up at tha rantal stora and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML
Today it was mah birthday. My parent got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes I don't play cards and I don't smoke. FML
Friday 27 March 2015