Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

kmccain

Offline (9 hours ago) | Search for a member

kmccain

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2654
  • Number of comments : 128
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About kmccain : So what brought you here? Was it my guinea pig, Hamlet, one of my smart ass comments, or are you just being a stalker?

kmccain's page activity

Visits<b>BoundBySpace</b> - the 04/16/2015 at 11:04am<b>JackAtPage</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 2:16pm<b>Jaybob98</b> - the 03/01/2015 at 12:59pm<b>Paws_Cat</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 3:11pm<b>papygeorges</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 7:49am<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 4:01pm<b>bahamit</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 3:22pm<b>LordGoober</b> - the 02/05/2015 at 3:02pm<b>StiffPvtParts</b> - the 01/09/2015 at 4:59pm<b>meggieeeee92</b> - the 12/23/2014 at 4:29pm<b>southisup</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 12:30pm<b>Jellysweetheart</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 2:34am<b>GuyWhoGetsBanned</b> - the 12/05/2014 at 2:33am<b>PenguinBitch</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 2:38pm<b>maxyutd</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 11:09pm<b>nekminnet</b> - the 12/02/2014 at 2:00pm<b>Nordrag</b> - the 11/25/2014 at 4:59pm<b>AfroCircusMan</b> - the 11/21/2014 at 2:44am

Fucked!<b>harrypotter322</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 8:25am

kmccain's FML badges

Supersize Menu

You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

See all of kmccain's badges

kmccain's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

#15793143
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41765) - you deserved it (5556)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17783) - you deserved it (36638)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36951) - you deserved it (20476)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my expensive, multi-feature, water proof watch was destroyed... by water. FML

#15355346
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35468) - you deserved it (6547)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

#15251582
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40776) - you deserved it (4408)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm - animals - by blahhlovely_30 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

#15198554
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32911) - you deserved it (3877)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Shoofly - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

#15121676
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36461) - you deserved it (4264)

On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

#15074279
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26889) - you deserved it (13238)

On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML

#15006025
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26326) - you deserved it (9137)

On 02/16/2011 at 6:58pm - misc - by CandyMachine (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML

#14895293
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38603) - you deserved it (7875)

On 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49256) - you deserved it (4004) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

#14653951
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42281) - you deserved it (3550)

On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33805) - you deserved it (7104)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39201) - you deserved it (10556)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

#14050181
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40414) - you deserved it (3046)

On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



FML's blog

  • FML's Question Time #2: School
  • We tried this before and it went pretty well, so here's another blog section for everyone to have give their opinion on a popular but controversial subject. OK, we're not debating a…

Thursday 23 April 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: