Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

kmccain

Offline (5 hours ago) | Search for a member

kmccain

4Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3422
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About kmccain : So what brought you here? Was it my guinea pig, Hamlet, one of my smart ass comments, or are you just being a stalker?

kmccain's page activity

Visits<b>DemonicOtaku101</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:50pm<b>ShadowLor</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 12:27pm<b>Steve97</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 10:26am<b>laurellkawes</b> - the 01/02/2016 at 9:39pm<b>IAm123</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 1:14am<b>L0uls</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 10:37am<b>quinn1184</b> - the 10/22/2015 at 12:05pm<b>crownedcrazy</b> - the 10/04/2015 at 12:39am<b>julia_adamec</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 10:22am<b>phoneaddict13</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 4:34am<b>addisonrose12</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 12:32am<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 09/24/2015 at 2:43pm<b>Chanti</b> - the 08/04/2015 at 9:06am<b>FuckFace10</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:24pm<b>amadeclton</b> - the 07/27/2015 at 10:34am<b>jesterinperil</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 6:49pm<b>euphoricness</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 3:50pm<b>FutBol_Fan_30</b> - the 07/21/2015 at 1:39pm

Fucked!<b>DemonicOtaku101</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 5:50am<b>IAm123</b> - the 12/31/2015 at 7:14am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/03/2015 at 11:05am<b>harrypotter322</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 8:25am

kmccain's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of kmccain's badges

kmccain's favorite FMLs

Today, I watched my dog chase his tail for ten minutes, thinking "wow, dogs are easily entertained." Then I realized that I'd been watching my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes. FML

#15762337
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19727) - you deserved it (39575)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:20pm - animals - by Anonymous -

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

#15637668
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40504) - you deserved it (21763)

On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my expensive, multi-feature, water proof watch was destroyed... by water. FML

#15355346
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39014) - you deserved it (6951)

On 03/17/2011 at 6:39pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Dominican Republic (Distrito Nacional)

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

#15251582
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44698) - you deserved it (4738)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm - animals - by blahhlovely_30 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while at Subway, I looked on as an employee killed a fly with his hands. He then continued working without a second thought. He was making my sandwich. FML

#15198554
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35199) - you deserved it (4098)

On 03/04/2011 at 5:54pm - misc - by Shoofly - United States

Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML

#15121676
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38162) - you deserved it (4415)

On 02/26/2011 at 12:34am - misc - by Franigirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

#15074279
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28877) - you deserved it (13734)

On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I went to the vending machine, put in a dollar, and reached down to grab my snack. The slot door wouldn't open, so I pushed it harder. I got my hand in, but the door got stuck again, this time with my hand inside. I tried to push with my other hand. It got stuck too. FML

#15006025
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28147) - you deserved it (9467)

On 02/16/2011 at 6:58pm - misc - by CandyMachine (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML

#14895293
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40307) - you deserved it (8078)

On 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML

#14753781
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53216) - you deserved it (4311) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today, my extremely superstitious girlfriend called me and said she couldn't make it to the date I had planned tonight. Her reason? "I sense something horrible is going to happen." I was planning to propose. FML

#14653951
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44602) - you deserved it (3732)

On 01/20/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by fianceeless (man) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37395) - you deserved it (7528)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42548) - you deserved it (11355)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my birthday. My parents got me a box of cupcakes. My brother got me a deck of cards. My aunt got me a brochure on how to quit smoking. I have diabetes, I don't play cards, and I don't smoke. FML

#14050181
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44491) - you deserved it (3367)

On 12/01/2010 at 6:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized I've been driving for almost two years and still get excited when I park between the lines on my first try. FML

#14017590
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20925) - you deserved it (20109)

On 11/28/2010 at 11:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)



Maïté Verjux's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Auntie Bernie delivers in 2016
  • Greetings my young friends! It's 2016 and I'm late. No, I'm not pregnant, I'm way too old for that sort of thing, even though I've been trying a lot recently (hey there Didier, you randy rascal…

Friday 5 February 2016

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: