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kmccain

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3416
  • Number of comments : 143
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About kmccain : So what brought you here? Was it my guinea pig, Hamlet, one of my smart ass comments, or are you just being a stalker?

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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kmccain's favorite FMLs

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

#16515986
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33343) - you deserved it (7424)

On 06/05/2011 at 4:31pm - love - by Jakub89 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I wrote in my own yearbook with different styles of handwriting so my mom would think I have friends. FML

#16445488
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53394) - you deserved it (14492)

On 06/01/2011 at 12:28am - misc - by nofriends - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

#16435078
494 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17339) - you deserved it (78730)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after having not used my laptop since January because I thought it was broken, I found out that the key lock has been on the whole time. FML

#16393270
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11153) - you deserved it (50215)

On 05/28/2011 at 9:56pm - misc - by shouldhavecheckedthelock (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door open and yell, "This is Sparta!" I lost my balance and fell flat on my butt. FML

#16359968
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8748) - you deserved it (64338)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:31pm - misc - by taydean - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up face-down in my grandfather's driveway, soaking wet with no pants, glitter in my hair, and holding an empty Skippy peanut butter jar. No one will tell me what happened. FML

#16258570
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36610) - you deserved it (21996)

On 05/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Devon (man) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I threw a surprise birthday party for my 3 year old. There was music, snacks and lots of toys. My 3 year old is a cat. FML

#16231154
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15289) - you deserved it (49071)

On 05/17/2011 at 11:04pm - animals - by kaileigh10 -

Today, I drove the width of the country to tell the girl I've lost that I'm in love with her. She wasn't home. FML

#16230560
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40903) - you deserved it (12601)

On 05/17/2011 at 10:36pm - love - by unrequited (man) - United States

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love twinkies." FML

#16207509
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27885) - you deserved it (37839)

On 05/16/2011 at 3:34pm - misc - by pyroman1127 - United States (Utah)

Today, I got a paper cut from a 'get well soon' card. FML

#16140473
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39825) - you deserved it (5526)

On 05/12/2011 at 3:54am - health - by Anonymous -

Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML

#16054918
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12711) - you deserved it (46212)

On 05/05/2011 at 9:47am - health - by gymgirl (woman) - Hong Kong

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

#15978808
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19211) - you deserved it (54830)

On 04/29/2011 at 3:34pm - love - by Nxydolli (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, my manager told me to throw out some of the old toys at the daycare we work at. I can't because I've seen Toy Story 3, and thinking about them in a dump makes me cry. I'm 28. FML

#15852392
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36522) - you deserved it (17872)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:29pm - work - by Stupid (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

#15793143
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44669) - you deserved it (5842)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, my girlfriend of 3 and half years broke up with me, just after I fixed-up her house that took me about 3 and a half years. FML

#15793143
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44669) - you deserved it (5842)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:50am - love - by Tjop (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)



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