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About kmccain : So what brought you here? Was it my guinea pig, Hamlet, one of my smart ass comments, or are you just being a stalker?
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
50 quality responses
Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML
Today, I learnt that eating McDonald's, Twisties, Chocolate and popcorn, then regretting it and going to the gym is a bad idea. I discovered how far vomit, on a moving treadmill, can be thrown across a room. FML
Friday 18 April 2014