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kmccain
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1004
  • Number of comments : 91
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About kmccain : So what brought you here? Was it my guinea pig, Hamlet, one of my smart ass comments, or are you just being a stalker?

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Today, "The Phantom of the Opera" soundtrack blasted me awake at 4 am. Not knowing how it got on my iPod, I checked and found I had bought the whole $17.00 album in my sleep. This is the second time this month; the first time I downloaded the soundtrack from "The Wizard of Oz". FML

#20198547
127 comments

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On 12/10/2012 at 12:10am - money - by hailey - United States (Maryland)

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

#20055328
119 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 4:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I met my husband's family for the first time. My nightmare versions were better. FML

#20055328
119 comments

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On 09/03/2012 at 4:47am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I had to slowly explain to my best friend that when babies are born, the umbilical cord is attached to the baby's belly-button, not the mother's. FML

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69 comments

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On 08/22/2012 at 4:36pm - misc - by baffled (woman) - United Kingdom (Norfolk)

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, I was taking a lifeguard certification test. I nearly drowned halfway through. FML

#19361709
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On 03/28/2012 at 1:30am - work - by LiveGuard - United States

Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML

#19109077
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On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I realized that with all the money I've spent on repairs for my iPhone through the months, I could have bought a phone that doesn't die horribly whenever I so much as give it a mean look. FML

#19108975
51 comments

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On 02/18/2012 at 5:07pm - money - by anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

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On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML

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On 01/03/2012 at 2:44pm - animals - by vanessa560 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought a lanyard for my new car keys. "Epic Fail" was printed on it. Not two hours after getting it and putting my keys on it, I locked them in my car. I don't have a spare. FML

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144 comments

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On 09/25/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

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225 comments

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On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was at the book store when a book caught my eye: Overcoming Anxiety For Dummies. I wanted to look through the book but I was too nervous to pick it up, thinking everyone in the store would look at me. FML

#17698757
111 comments

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On 09/08/2011 at 8:01pm - health - by Mack - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML

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186 comments

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On 09/01/2011 at 11:44pm - kids - by nyaahaha - United States



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