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  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 September 1980 (35 years)
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Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33837) - you deserved it (8091)

On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my daughter told my son that Santa is not real. Of course, being a child, he started to cry. My only problem is, my son is 11 and my daughter is 6. FML


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On 12/07/2010 at 1:25pm - kids - by Cherie - United States (New York)

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