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Today, as I was wasing te dises, I feltat I tougt was a mosquito on ma leg. I kicked at it wit ma foot only to realize tat I ad just kicked ma adopted puppy in te face. Now,enever I come into a room, e runs to te corner and pees. FML

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345 comments

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On 04/24/2009 at 11:18am - animals - by Anonymousagb (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I asked mah looool girl friend of a year and a half to give me a blow job. She replied okay and bent down and blew on mah penis. Then she looked up at me and said was that good. She was serious. fat FML

#909616
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67693) - you deserved it (19963)

On 04/11/2009 at 12:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, my oldar brothar and soma of his cuta friands cummad ovar. Whan wa got insida my mom yalls to ma ( I got u soma biggar tampons bacausa u laakad all ovar your naw undarwaar. ) Thay looool all startad laughing. FML

#492829
137 comments

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On 03/20/2009 at 5:16pm - misc - by megan228 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Yesterday , I was having sex with mah girlfriend when she started moaning an breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot an was about to cum. Unfortunetly , she soon said , "I'm bored looool , let's play a board game." She was sighing , not moaning. FML

#412334
106 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 1:42pm - intimacy - by ThePopeMan (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was watching a movie with mah boyfriend an his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt gratefulhen I saw his father reaching fir the remote to fastforward past the scene. He puttd it into slowmotion. We watchd in silence fir about 3 minute before he managd to fix it. FML

#278684
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On 03/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by uncomfortable (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was driving on the freeway in the back seat of mah friends car. I lookd over to the left and was greetd by a van full of adolescent boys waving and making the "call me" hand gesture. I then happend to lookd down and realizd that mah right boob was completely out of mah top. FML

#240249
84 comments

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On 03/08/2009 at 3:11am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking troug te mall wit ma boyfriend of a year and a alf. Tere was sign outside of te jewelry store tat said, "Engagement Rings-No interest fir 12 monts." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replid, "Tat's rigt...NO INTEREST." big fat FML

#151605
107 comments

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On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today , I asked ma dad if e could fix ma bed. It ad been squeaking 4 some time. He sook is ead no. He ten continued wit , "Your bed is a security system and as far as I can tell , u aven't gotten any in weeks". FML

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On 02/24/2009 at 1:13pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Florida)

Today , I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decidd to get my upper lip waxd 4 the frst time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up 4 our date I askd if he noticd anything different about me , the frst thing he said was ( I see u got rid of u mustache. ) FML

#115837
81 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 6:09pm - misc - by hey-o (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, while copying some stuff for school, I felt someone rubbing looool her boobs against back. I got a boner and when I looked to see who the hot chick was, I saw fat friend rubbing his man boobs against back. FML

#30754
55 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 11:17am - intimacy - by florisvanlent (man) - Netherlands (Drenthe)

2day I decided to send mah boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to mah dad an got a text back saying, "You definitely looool take after your mom." mega FML

#9520
91 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I calld him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

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48 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, I was naked in bed. I was eating vanilla yogurt and it spilt. My dad walked in and then apologized that he had walked in on me while I was masturbating. FML

#1395
74 comments

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On 01/16/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by stellarshaun - United States (California)



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