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by crazytown62 / 02/14/2012 at 10:32am / United States / Love
Today, in the midst of having sex, my boyfriend decided that, as a joke, he would pretend to be a zombie whilst going down on me. Sadly, the thought turned me so much that I came. This was the first orgasm he's ever given me in over a year of dating. FML
by lotrgeek / 02/13/2012 at 8:37am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by zobara / 02/01/2012 at 11:35pm / Switzerland / Money
by MCMB33 / 01/31/2012 at 7:59pm / United States / Health
Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML
by brokeandsingle / 01/29/2012 at 4:55am / United Kingdom (York) / Love
by MakesMeLol / 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Miscellaneous
Today, I've found out that since beginning my new heavy workout regime, my testosterone levels have gone through the roof, making me constantly horny. My girlfriend lives on another continent. The reason I'm working out so hard? To impress her when I see her next. FML
by Dooh / 01/17/2012 at 6:12pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Intimacy
by ericane27 / 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by maddie / 12/27/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Oklahoma) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad came to pick me up early for the Christmas break. He walked in on me cleaning all 19 of my sex toys. That's more than one sex toy per year that I've lived. I now have to face a 7-hour drive from Montreal to Toronto with him. FML
by Une Fille / 12/18/2011 at 12:18am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy
by SuperCoolGurl / 12/17/2011 at 8:30am / Australia / Geek
by MikeNick / 12/17/2011 at 2:59am / United States / Miscellaneous
by dumped / 12/14/2011 at 6:00pm / United Kingdom / Love
by annoyed / 12/14/2011 at 9:06am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
by Aly / 12/09/2011 at 10:40am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…
- Today, I went over to my crush's house for the first time. Everything was going great until his dog… Today, I was at drama club, rehearsing for a play I'm in. But I had to leave early and so I went up… Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a…