Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

klutz44

Online | Search for a member

klutz44

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 334
  • Number of comments : 213
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About klutz44 : My puppies, Ajax and Giotto.

klutz44's page activity

Visits<b>Rozay333</b> - the 06/19/2014 at 10:59am<b>Jellybellybeanz</b> - the 04/07/2014 at 5:07pm<b>nhbasskid13</b> - the 02/19/2014 at 2:17am<b>DrMessed</b> - the 02/13/2014 at 3:19pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 01/22/2014 at 1:38pm<b>Rababco</b> - the 01/20/2014 at 5:14pm<b>LittlestPrincess</b> - the 12/25/2013 at 6:51am<b>losechester</b> - the 11/15/2013 at 7:48pm<b>saf99me</b> - the 10/28/2013 at 12:25pm<b>myoukei</b> - the 10/25/2013 at 4:15pm<b>dooka121</b> - the 10/24/2013 at 4:50am<b>xDochx</b> - the 08/25/2013 at 4:04pm<b>ScenicSubterfuge</b> - the 07/19/2013 at 12:56pm<b>LordDoodle</b> - the 06/28/2013 at 9:02pm<b>boredSOLDIER</b> - the 06/19/2013 at 7:00am<b>alice_in_mordor</b> - the 06/06/2013 at 2:11am<b>Cupcake040</b> - the 05/28/2013 at 9:32pm<b>noelykins1</b> - the 05/23/2013 at 8:33pm

klutz44's FML badges

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

42

You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

See all of klutz44's badges

klutz44's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting my 4-month-old niece at the park, when a woman came up to me and said, "Don't worry, dear. You'll get your figure back soon." FML

#21098912
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38986) - you deserved it (4251)

On 03/28/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by notamum (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. The previous owner had refused to move out until today, and when I got there, I realized I didn't have a key. I was about to call him when I found out I didn't need to; he took the door. FML

#20486186
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27308) - you deserved it (1854)

On 01/30/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by jeoak - India

Today, I found out that the gentle, adorable oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth last year was recently arrested for rape. FML

#18416702
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30056) - you deserved it (2411)

On 12/03/2011 at 1:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30225) - you deserved it (3408)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States



FML's blog

  • FML on vacation #2: In slow-moving hell
  • It was once a dream, now it’s come true. We’re at the place that was allocated months ago for preprogrammed, enforced holiday fun time. We’ve put on some cargo shorts, slipped on some of those…

Wednesday 13 August 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: