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klutz44
  • Town/Country : Chicago
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 141
  • Number of comments : 206
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About klutz44 : My puppies, Ajax and Giotto.

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Today, I was moving into my new apartment. The previous owner had refused to move out until today, and when I got there, I realized I didn't have a key. I was about to call him when I found out I didn't need to; he took the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22195) - you deserved it (1205)

On 01/30/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by jeoak - India

Today, I found out that the gentle, adorable oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth last year was recently arrested for rape. FML

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On 12/03/2011 at 1:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24705) - you deserved it (2529)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States



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