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Today, I went to the doctor for the second time, because I've had a cough for about six weeks. In my first appointment, the nurse said it was just allergies and condescendingly gave me a brochure with a recipe for salt water. Turns out it's pneumonia. FML
by Nora / 11/12/2015 at 4:21pm / United States (North Dakota) / Health
by klutz44 / 04/16/2015 at 2:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health
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