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klutz44

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  • Number of visits : 564
  • Number of comments : 216
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About klutz44 : My puppies, Ajax and Giotto.

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Fucked!<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 1:45pm

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klutz44's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my 2 year old to the potty in a public restroom. I was just about to set her on the toilet when the automatic flush went off, scaring her and causing her to pee all over both of us. FML

#21394708
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30201) - you deserved it (2448)

On 04/16/2015 at 2:36pm - kids - by klutz44 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. The previous owner had refused to move out until today, and when I got there, I realized I didn't have a key. I was about to call him when I found out I didn't need to; he took the door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28603) - you deserved it (1943)

On 01/30/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by jeoak - India

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

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158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31609) - you deserved it (3517)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States



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