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  • Number of visits : 360
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About klutz44 : My puppies, Ajax and Giotto.

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You see, sonny boy, moderating FMLs is a bit like running a marathon.

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klutz44's favorite FMLs

Today, I was babysitting my 4-month-old niece at the park, when a woman came up to me and said, "Don't worry, dear. You'll get your figure back soon." FML

#21098912
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39009) - you deserved it (4254)

On 03/28/2014 at 10:07pm - misc - by notamum (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was moving into my new apartment. The previous owner had refused to move out until today, and when I got there, I realized I didn't have a key. I was about to call him when I found out I didn't need to; he took the door. FML

#20486186
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27344) - you deserved it (1855)

On 01/30/2013 at 12:25pm - misc - by jeoak - India

Today, I found out that the gentle, adorable oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth last year was recently arrested for rape. FML

#18416702
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30108) - you deserved it (2413)

On 12/03/2011 at 1:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30278) - you deserved it (3410)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States



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