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  • Number of visits : 789
  • Number of comments : 261
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I went to the doctor for the second time, because I've had a cough for about six weeks. In my first appointment, the nurse said it was just allergies and condescendingly gave me a brochure with a recipe for salt water. Turns out it's pneumonia. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23776) - you deserved it (1451)

On 11/12/2015 at 4:21pm - health - by Nora (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I walked in on my husband having sex with the shower wall. When I got in the shower with him he immediately went soft. FML


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On 09/08/2015 at 10:00pm - intimacy - by Mrs. Ned - United States (Nevada)

Today, I took my 2 year old to the potty in a public restroom. I was just about to set her on the toilet when the automatic flush went off, scaring her and causing her to pee all over both of us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31859) - you deserved it (2761)

On 04/16/2015 at 2:36pm - kids - by klutz44 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML


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On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

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