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  • Number of visits : 623
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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About klutz44 : My puppies, Ajax and Giotto.

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Today, I took my 2 year old to the potty in a public restroom. I was just about to set her on the toilet when the automatic flush went off, scaring her and causing her to pee all over both of us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30868) - you deserved it (2662)

On 04/16/2015 at 2:36pm - kids - by klutz44 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML


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