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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 929
  • Number of comments : 270
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About klutz44 : My puppies, Ajax and Giotto.

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Visits<b>Cheshier</b> - the 04/29/2016 at 4:20am<b>Rababco</b> - the 04/28/2016 at 10:52pm<b>Marcella1016</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 11:27pm<b>gamermonster</b> - the 04/24/2016 at 2:00pm<b>arisanator9900</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 10:31am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 7:50am<b>kawayi</b> - the 02/22/2016 at 10:27pm<b>melody309</b> - the 12/16/2015 at 8:06pm<b>jay11kpt</b> - the 12/07/2015 at 1:42am<b>Lalala579121</b> - the 12/06/2015 at 9:32pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 8:19pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/25/2015 at 11:47pm<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 10:45am<b>OSMC</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 9:16am<b>abattior</b> - the 11/15/2015 at 6:34am<b>ShortStop19</b> - the 11/14/2015 at 8:46pm<b>guther_unicorn</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 4:52pm<b>Guzziii</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 1:01pm

Fucked!<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 12:50pm<b>gobiteme2</b> - the 11/26/2015 at 5:47am<b>beeferjay</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 4:42am<b>boultzboi</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 4:47am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 3:40am<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/13/2015 at 3:25am<b>looking4funny</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 2:13am<b>pl0xs3rver</b> - the 08/22/2015 at 2:54am<b>Sansa</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:38pm<b>D_Word_Head</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 11:33pm<b>Sangue0608</b> - the 07/07/2015 at 4:35am<b>besosforme</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 6:17pm<b>Kitty1811</b> - the 05/15/2015 at 1:45pm

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Today, I went to the doctor for the second time, because I've had a cough for about six weeks. In my first appointment, the nurse said it was just allergies and condescendingly gave me a brochure with a recipe for salt water. Turns out it's pneumonia. FML

by Nora / 11/12/2015 at 4:21pm / United States (North Dakota) / Health

Today, I took my 2 year old to the potty in a public restroom. I was just about to set her on the toilet when the automatic flush went off, scaring her and causing her to pee all over both of us. FML

by klutz44 / 04/16/2015 at 2:36pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

by KJL / 08/29/2011 at 11:38am / United States / Health