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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 January 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 744
  • Number of comments : 167
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About klovely22 : I can be the sweetest person you'll ever meet, until you piss me off. I won't call myself a grammar Nazi, but people who can't spell, bug me. I'm a mom and wife first, everything else second. My daughter is the light of my life, my husband is amazing, and my life is perfect.

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klovely22's favorite FMLs

Today, I stumbled upon my boyfriend's Facebook. His second Facebook. On which I also stumbled upon his second girlfriend. FML

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

#503348
870 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58506) - you deserved it (620529)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (648815) - you deserved it (437080)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1141817) - you deserved it (115181)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1141817) - you deserved it (115181)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I drank a good amount of vodka and cut my own hair. FML

#3156
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5355) - you deserved it (38895)

On 01/28/2009 at 5:20pm - misc - by 315 - United States (Pennsylvania)



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