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klassic09
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 March 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 8034
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About klassic09 : I'm 18, from Wisconsin, born and raised. :D I love music- listen to all kinds. I'm on here & facebook wayy too much. haha

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Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML

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71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7048) - you deserved it (44898)

On 04/24/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

#1100061
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38291) - you deserved it (20711)

On 04/18/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by pinkblankets (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML

#934076
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (108033) - you deserved it (6889)

On 04/12/2009 at 6:40pm - love - by cavgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML

#681021
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9086) - you deserved it (133623)

On 03/29/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by emkaycutie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML

#677461
389 comments

I agree, your life sucks (101) - you deserved it (16393)

On 03/29/2009 at 10:03am - love - by engaged (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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