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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 31 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8415
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About klassic09 : I'm 18, from Wisconsin, born and raised. :D I love music- listen to all kinds. I'm on here & facebook wayy too much. haha

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Today, I went to the mall with a couple of friends. While walking through the parking lot, we saw a very dirty car. You couldn't even see the inside of the car through the windows. I thought it would be funny to trace on the window, "Wash Me." After doing so, the driver got out of the car. FML


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On 04/24/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML


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On 04/18/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by pinkblankets (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him he turns and says "not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML


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On 04/12/2009 at 6:40pm - love - by cavgirl (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was giving a lecture to my class I heard a phone go off. Aggravated and exhausted, I asked everyone to turn their phones off. Then the phone rang again. I lost my shit and spent the next half hour calling my students a bunch of "technology whores". Then I realized the phone was mine. FML


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On 03/29/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by emkaycutie (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend in the food court at the mall. When she said "yes", the entire food court broke out in applause, and my girlfriend and I were escorted out of the mall for "starting a riot". I never knew clapping was a crime. FML


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On 03/29/2009 at 10:03am - love - by engaged (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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