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  • Birth Date : Thursday 18 February 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 440
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About klarabellekiss : Fashion model. Loves tats but is uninked so far. Francais est ma deuxieme langue. I <3 photography. Bookworm. Unsatisfied traveller. Introvert.

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klarabellekiss's favorite FMLs

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29653) - you deserved it (4030)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

#17589386
683 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30431) - you deserved it (49530)

On 08/26/2011 at 9:13pm - kids - by f*ckingdisgusted - United States

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34771) - you deserved it (3783)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML

#16009360
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14951) - you deserved it (44893)

On 05/01/2011 at 8:21pm - animals - by Cassie -

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
272 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88200) - you deserved it (21548)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML

#152949
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103352) - you deserved it (11411)

On 02/27/2009 at 2:35pm - misc - by justanaccount (woman) - Spain (Madrid)



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