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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 October 1993 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 65
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About klade99 : Love Life Get paid and Get laid :)

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Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59462) - you deserved it (4298)

On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, I lost my patience and asked the deadbeat I loaned money to last year to please pay up. His response: "Blow me." No thanks, dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47024) - you deserved it (5277)

On 05/13/2013 at 5:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)



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