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Today, I got into a car crash, in my own garage. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18461) - you deserved it (36145)

On 05/05/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by LilaTheGreat - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to share my room with my cousin while she stayed over. I let her take my bed while I slept on the floor. Not only do my back and neck hurt, but I had to clean vomit out of my hair. Apparently, she "wasn't feeling well" last night. FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 9:32am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my roommate came back drunk from rushing fraternities. Normally I wouldn't have minded, had he not immediately pissed and thrown up everywhere after entering the room. If only I had moved my guitar and the suitcase full of clothes I had left out after returning from break. FML

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On 01/09/2013 at 1:50am - misc - by EsotericBrent (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Today, I got a mosquito bite inside my cast. FML

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113 comments

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On 09/15/2012 at 7:36am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He said it was because my mom's lazy eye creeps him out, and that my dad hates him. She doesn't have a lazy eye, he's never met my dad, never seen my mom, and now according to his friends, he's been cheating on me for the past two weeks. FML

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On 05/19/2012 at 7:20pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Sri Lanka (Western)



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