About kkscott : I don't like bananas, melted chocolate, or yoghurt.
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kkscott's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 11:14am / United States / Kids
by wow / 04/15/2013 at 2:36pm / Russian Federation (Saint Petersburg City) / Love
by JRLJLS / 04/15/2013 at 5:09am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by confusedcatlover / 04/06/2013 at 7:42am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/03/2013 at 9:32am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
Today, I had to clean up the urine puddle left by one of the regulars who plays the poker slot machines at the bar where I work. Rather than reserve the machine to go to the bathroom, she literally sits in her own piss to mark her territory. This happens about every second day. FML
by ak_6694 / 04/02/2013 at 9:34am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by QuinnyZebrass / 04/02/2013 at 12:11am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by roomatewoes / 03/31/2013 at 8:45pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/31/2013 at 1:10am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by ShellShocked / 03/30/2013 at 12:06am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the pool when I saw a man eating the food I had ordered near my seat. I immediately ran up to him and asked him to stop stealing my food. I took the food away and threw it in the trash. Seconds later the attendant came out with my actual food. FML
by Hahamaster333 / 03/27/2013 at 9:02pm / Miscellaneous
by f-ugly / 03/25/2013 at 2:36pm / United States / Love
by Apes / 03/25/2013 at 3:18am / United States (California) / Animals
by BaliTheDog / 03/24/2013 at 7:01pm / France / Animals
by Susan / 03/18/2013 at 4:59am / Ireland / Intimacy
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