About kkscott : I don't like bananas, melted chocolate, or yoghurt.
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kkscott's favorite FMLs
Today, I called a tree removal company to have my diseased elm removed. When I got home from work, I was surprised to find it still there. Not as surprised as my neighbor was to discover that his tree was missing, nor as surprised as his children when they saw there was no more tree-house. FML
by Anonymous / 07/18/2013 at 10:38am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
Today, I was at another long swim-meet, when my daughter shaved 15 seconds off her record swim time. When I asked her how she did it, she replied, "Well someone told me to swim as fast as I can." She's just been taking her time all these years. FML
by Anonymous / 07/02/2013 at 12:25pm / United States (Vermont) / Kids
Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML
by jgtrflynn / 06/24/2013 at 12:37am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
by Applejacks18 / 06/06/2013 at 1:01am / United States (Montana) / Health
by Abrams52 / 05/28/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Liferuinedforever / 05/14/2013 at 3:13am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/13/2013 at 6:05pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by stretchy / 05/06/2013 at 3:58pm / United States (Maryland) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/06/2013 at 4:35am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Jes_jes18 / 05/02/2013 at 2:27pm / United States / Love
by Sean / 05/01/2013 at 12:44am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by awkward O_o / 04/24/2013 at 5:15pm / United States (Minnesota) / Intimacy
by Anon / 04/22/2013 at 3:19am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
by dentedmercedes / 04/20/2013 at 9:43am / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
- Today, I got married. During the reception my husband got drunk and told 200+ people that we met at… Today, I was riding the subway when a beautiful topless girl walked into my car and sat directly in… Today, my girlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge…