About kkscott : I don't like bananas, melted chocolate, or yoghurt.
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kkscott's favorite FMLs
by gag reflex / 08/16/2014 at 12:03pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Intimacy
by Makeitdance / 05/11/2014 at 10:46am / United States (California) / Work
by Sniffles / 04/26/2014 at 8:28am / Ireland / Intimacy
by Great / 04/08/2014 at 9:42pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by KennyJF7 / 03/14/2014 at 10:43pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML
by ConfusedDad / 12/29/2013 at 2:01am / United States / Kids
by honeybunny90 / 12/28/2013 at 3:23am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by Alice99 / 11/12/2013 at 12:39pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by JN5SLK / 11/08/2013 at 5:29pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by cricketsins / 11/07/2013 at 10:33pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got a new cell phone number and sent a text to my wife. Playing around, I said, "Hey sexy are you alone yet? I'm ready to come over." She responded with, "Hey, yeah he is at work - did you get a new number?" FML
by PapaW / 11/01/2013 at 3:01am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by brycepetrillo / 09/07/2013 at 12:08pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by outthelabyrynth / 08/27/2013 at 10:46am / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Animals
by Miami6and3 / 08/26/2013 at 2:22pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…