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kkrazyangel

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kkrazyangel

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 491
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About kkrazyangel : Im a really chill guy! If you wanna get to know me, just message me!

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kkrazyangel's favorite FMLs

Today, I was so lonely that I had a 3 hour conversation with a one-legged cricket I found in my room. I'm keeping him. He has a name. FML

#13696157
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32101) - you deserved it (10783)

On 11/03/2010 at 12:39am - misc - by nk (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML

#12241266
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33114) - you deserved it (11358)

On 08/01/2010 at 4:45am - kids - by kfoehslfns - United States (Oregon)

Today, my wife entered in an ugliest sweater competition at her work. She wore a plain white sweater with a picture of my face printed on it. She came home with first prize. FML

#6811696
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34833) - you deserved it (3579)

On 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm - misc - by mclovin09 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML

#5301983
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33793) - you deserved it (21886)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

#4880765
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49017) - you deserved it (2252)

On 08/28/2009 at 10:56am - misc - by wtfman101 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML

#3262847
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8966) - you deserved it (115343)

On 06/27/2009 at 12:41am - intimacy - by notinflammable (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML

#1339602
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44948) - you deserved it (16206)

On 04/25/2009 at 11:10pm - animals - by poopedon (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML

#379796
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53189) - you deserved it (31925)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I tried to prove to my dad that he snores by secretly putting a tape recorder under his bed. I soon found out my parents had sex that night. Apparently, my mom likes to talk dirty. FML

#272262
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34022) - you deserved it (90508)

On 03/11/2009 at 2:57pm - intimacy - by Zack (woman) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I can't decide what's worse, my mom walking in on me doing the five knuckle shuffle, or the one hour talk the next day about how it's perfectly normal and even she does it. FML

#16441
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45808) - you deserved it (8058)

On 02/09/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by oops (man) - United States (Kentucky)



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