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by nk / 11/03/2010 at 12:39am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML
by kfoehslfns / 08/01/2010 at 4:45am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by mclovin09 / 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
by wtfman101 / 08/28/2009 at 10:56am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML
by notinflammable / 06/27/2009 at 12:41am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML
by poopedon / 04/25/2009 at 11:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by SmoothTalker / 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Zack / 03/11/2009 at 2:57pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Intimacy
by oops / 02/09/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today my mom, bored lover of games and mysteries, bragged about outsmarting scammers by burning all…