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by nk / 11/03/2010 at 12:39am / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
Today, I was woken up at 3:00 am to the sound of a tape recording of a baby crying, loudly. This has been going on for 3 nights, non stop. Why? because I brought up the subject of having a baby with my wife. Clearly, you can see where she stands. FML
by kfoehslfns / 08/01/2010 at 4:45am / United States (Oregon) / Kids
by mclovin09 / 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by sickkid / 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML
by wtfman101 / 08/28/2009 at 10:56am / United States (California) / Transportation
Today, my friend told me that semen was inflammable. Later at night I jacked off into a sock and then, excitedly, tried to lit the sock on fire. Turns out, semen is very much not inflammable. Naked, I shook my sock in the air so it would extinguish while my semen splashed out all over my room. FML
by notinflammable / 06/27/2009 at 12:41am / United States (Rhode Island) / Intimacy
Today, I was at the beach and fell asleep in the sun. When I woke up, there was a blob of sunscreen on my leg. Thinking it was my boyfriend who was sweet enough to squeeze sunscreen for me, I rubbed it into my leg. After smelling my hands, I discovered it was bird poop. FML
by poopedon / 04/25/2009 at 11:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by SmoothTalker / 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by Zack / 03/11/2009 at 2:57pm / Israel (Tel Aviv) / Intimacy
by oops / 02/09/2009 at 12:12am / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, after two weeks of trying to convince my parents to go to my high school graduation. They… 2Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 3Today, my flatmate came home from a date with the same guy that I have been in love with since high…
- Today, I’m in China for work. All my work is stored in my Google Drive, directly via the internet.… Today, because I’m on my period, I asked my boyfriend to turn around so I could change my clothes.… Today, I told my son off because he lost a form. A form that I later found in my right-hand pocket.…