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Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML
by digressions / 12/29/2011 at 2:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
Today, while working the drive-through at Mcdonald's, I was handing a gentleman his vanilla shake. He responded by popping the cap off, yelling "Fire in the hole!" And throwing it back in. He then quickly drove off. I was covered in vanilla shake. FML
by Anothernametaken / 11/18/2011 at 7:22am / United States / Work
Today, I was heading to the beach with my mom following. I went through a yellow light and got a call from her complaining that I had left her. So, I made it a point to stop at the next yellow light. She rear-ended me. FML
by TheFlickChick / 11/17/2011 at 2:35pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by number2 / 10/17/2011 at 9:14pm / United States / Work
Today, I got a flat tire in the middle of nowhere. I called AAA, and they said it would take 2 hours to get there. They called 2 hours later saying they got a flat tire and would be there in another 2 hours. FML
by Anonymous / 08/17/2011 at 12:45pm / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by fml / 08/12/2011 at 2:14am / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
Today, I told my boyfriend to stop tickling me, since I absolutely hate being tickled. He got extremely pissed at me and left the room. It took me a full five minutes to realize that I'd called him by my ex's name. FML
by sarahbeth93 / 07/20/2011 at 12:07am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
Today, my friends told me all five of us should bring sleeping bags on our field trip; I brought mine only to find out they had told me that so they would get the four beds to themselves. They all 'forgot' to bring them and its only fair that I should sleep on the floor. We are here for a week. FML
by bananagurl4242 / 07/16/2011 at 1:34am / United States (Oklahoma) / Holidays
by sbutler / 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by poop / 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
by nemo518 / 12/23/2010 at 1:36am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by tjm / 12/23/2010 at 1:05am / United States (New York) / Work
by sissydlk / 12/02/2010 at 10:54am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, a customer at the store I work at asked me what kind of cake I would suggest for her husband's 50th birthday. I laughed and showed her the Grim Reaper cake. She burst into tears and explained that he has cancer. FML
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