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kkrazyangel

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 January 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 537
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About kkrazyangel : Im a really chill guy! If you wanna get to know me, just message me!

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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML

#19591291
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17335) - you deserved it (31366)

On 05/08/2012 at 7:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML

#19578544
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17467) - you deserved it (29903)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33959) - you deserved it (9993)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, in the middle of sex my boyfriend asked if he could use the bathroom. It would've been fine, if he didn't fall asleep on the toilet. FML

#19216663
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22423) - you deserved it (2586)

On 03/04/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by Karen (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30013) - you deserved it (2919)

On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8791) - you deserved it (66431)

On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

#18936421
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33642) - you deserved it (3042)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

#18840950
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32272) - you deserved it (9232)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25607) - you deserved it (7951)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, I found my boyfriend passed out on the floor. Then I passed out, due to anxiety of seeing him passed out. FML

#18823126
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24271) - you deserved it (5498)

On 01/16/2012 at 9:15am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my mother threatened me if I keep wearing yoga pants to school, she's going to have my dad pick me up in a speedo. FML

#18778372
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14290) - you deserved it (44103)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm - misc - by ThatOneGirl646 - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21190) - you deserved it (40952)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, my therapist told me, "I'm sorry, but I'm not qualified to handle your level of instability." FML

#18725353
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36262) - you deserved it (4337)

On 01/06/2012 at 11:16am - health - by Ixi_the_pixie - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25769) - you deserved it (13161)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML

#18675253
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28848) - you deserved it (14149)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm - love - by mjbx (woman) - United Kingdom (Peterborough)



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