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by Anonymous / 05/08/2012 at 7:35am / United States / Intimacy
Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML
by doggone / 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by dentistrygirl / 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm / United States / Intimacy
by Karen / 03/04/2012 at 9:00pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
by Anon / 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I sat in my boss' office as he bitched me out for being "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing my "piss-poor attitude," he asked me what I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML
by great / 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm / United States / Work
Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML
by Shelly P. / 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
by too slow / 01/18/2012 at 12:09am / United States / Love
by anon. / 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/16/2012 at 9:15am / United States / Health
by ThatOneGirl646 / 01/11/2012 at 7:49pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
by Danny / 01/07/2012 at 5:27am / Australia / Intimacy
by Ixi_the_pixie / 01/06/2012 at 11:16am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I decided to write a romantic email to my boyfriend describing how much I love and miss him. An hour later, I got an email back saying, "I think we need to discuss this." It seems I sent it to my teacher by mistake. FML
by mjbx / 01/01/2012 at 2:02pm / United Kingdom (Peterborough) / Love
- Today, it’s exam day in Sweden. Yesterday, I prepared three fountain pens and six cartridges. The… Today, my boyfriend wanted to show me that he listened to me yesterday: I said that I loved unusual… Today, I’m in China, and I took my Golden Retriever to the groomer’s to get him cleaned up, because…