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kjr1047
  • Town/Country : Newark, OH
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 December 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 605
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About kjr1047 : I like sunshine, Pokemon, my boyfriend, and reading books.

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Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16136) - you deserved it (95270)

On 06/24/2009 at 11:33am - love - by steven (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66326) - you deserved it (16924)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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