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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 December 1989 (26 years)
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About kjr1047 : I like sunshine, Pokemon, my boyfriend, and reading books.

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Today, my friend said he'd give me 20 bucks if I would ask out the ugliest girl in school. I did it. She rejected me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20124) - you deserved it (109265)

On 06/24/2009 at 11:33am - love - by steven (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I went to the doctor because my arm hurt. When he told me I had tennis elbow I said "that's funny I don't play tennis". Then he asked me if I had a girlfriend. When I said no he said "Well I guess we solved this one." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76678) - you deserved it (20157)

On 04/04/2009 at 12:34am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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