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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 7 May 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 592
  • Number of comments : 68
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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kjcookie10's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then informed me that, for as long as my girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML

#18733573
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21591) - you deserved it (41445)

On 01/07/2012 at 5:27am - intimacy - by Danny - Australia

Today, I went on a date with a guy for the first time. We went to Starbucks and got coffee. We talked for a while, and we were joking and having a good time. Suddenly, he put his hand on my stomach and said, "Soon, this will be plump with my seed." FML

#836792
940 comments

I agree, your life sucks (372793) - you deserved it (42420)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my tampon string was hanging from my bathing suit. My boyfriend thought it was a thread hanging from my bikini bottom. He publicly pulled out my tampon. FML

#784043
476 comments

I agree, your life sucks (429376) - you deserved it (67841)

On 04/03/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by rebekah (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

#507959
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (221870) - you deserved it (29179)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML

#163689
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (345287) - you deserved it (29873)

On 02/28/2009 at 7:22pm - love - by loser (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (1210213) - you deserved it (127344)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (268387) - you deserved it (63185)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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