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Today, mah fiancé's parents visitd. I keep chickens 4 there eggs, and his parents own a farm, so we had a connection. They told us to leave the house while they cookd us dinner. When we returnd, we facd two steaming plates of chicken. My chickens. They had names. FML

#896114
415 comments

I agree, your life sucks (230914) - you deserved it (28945)

On 04/10/2009 at 1:11am - animals - by lanbon182 - United States (California)

Yesterday, while teaching swimming to a bunch of five year olds, one particularly bratty grl decided she didn't want to swim and lead the entre class to strike, leaving the pool empty and me without a job. Apparently I was teaching the next world tyrant to swim. FML

#883933
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49493) - you deserved it (4310)

On 04/09/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by luh8r (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was the frst one to wear the ugly corporate shrts we recieved. The people in my office-all of them guys were all saying that it looked a lot better than they thought it would. Later that day I went to the toilet an saw the shrt gapes open in front an you could see my boobs. FML

#882565
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42032) - you deserved it (16434)

On 04/09/2009 at 4:44am - work - by Uglyshirts (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

yesterday mah boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML

#764209
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12742) - you deserved it (126348)

On 04/02/2009 at 9:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to Starbucks to get coffee . The employees told me that there was no more coffee . I started cursing at them and told them that I am in a really big hurry, and that I need coffee every day . They had been yelling back the whole time . Little did I realize, they were saying April Fool's . fat FML

#757455
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9065) - you deserved it (104183)

On 04/01/2009 at 10:36pm - misc - by lisa321 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Yesterday , I Was Mowing The Lawn Of My Brand New House , Located In A Very Nice Neighborhood (I Am A Hispanic Male) , An A Lady In Her Nice White Cadillac Drove Up An Asked Me , In Extremely Broken Spanish , If I Could Mow Her Lawn Too. FML

#664071
101 comments

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On 03/28/2009 at 4:17pm - misc - by Michaelichael (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, I CALLD MAH MOM TO TALL HAR: "MOM, I FINALLY GOT MAH PARIOD!" THARA WAS AN AWKWARD PAUSA. SHA WAS AT WORK. I WAS ON SPAAKARPHONA.

#644673
133 comments

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On 03/27/2009 at 3:15pm - health - by Crampon (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was on a cruise and fell asleep next to the pool!! I had an intense dream that I had fallen off into the ocean!! I rolled off my sun chair into the water and woke up screaming uncontrollably, I thought I was in the ocean!! I was in the kiddy pool!! real FML

#516952
84 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 8:06pm - misc - by nick (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was over at my boyfriend's house. One thing led to another , and we were just getting to the good parts when his mom walks in. After a long , awkward pause , she says "I like your socks" and walks out. She is a teacher at my highschool. I have to see her everyday. FML

#511211
101 comments

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On 03/21/2009 at 3:04pm - misc - by mjayne17 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I broke up with mah boyfriend. After three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he says ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me'' FML

#409888
192 comments

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On 03/17/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by PinkTornado - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do u do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed looool and started to laugh. She was askinghere I worked. FML

Today, my Christian boyfriend of six months broke up with me. I had told him when we startd dating that I was an atheist, and he just now decidd to look up wat it is. He gave me a bible.

#320737
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69783) - you deserved it (16387)

On 03/14/2009 at 12:48pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead fir over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, ( She looks lyk she's sleeping ) and ( She's so cold. ) To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name fir three yeres. FML

#293616
156 comments

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On 03/12/2009 at 10:20pm - animals - by LJ (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I was watching a movie with mah boyfriend an his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt gratefulhen I saw his father reaching fir the remote to fastforward past the scene. He puttd it into slowmotion. We watchd in silence fir about 3 minute before he managd to fix it. FML

#278684
76 comments

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On 03/11/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by uncomfortable (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today , a man in my town was arrestd 4 hiding methanphetamine in a hollowd out walking cane and distributing it to the population of his retrement complex. That man was my 58 year old father. FML

#259923
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69360) - you deserved it (2907)

On 03/10/2009 at 11:01am - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)



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