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Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML

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On 11/25/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Jessie - United States

Today, while I was in the shower, my very drunken mother came home. She then barged into the shower with me, still completely clothed, and gave me the longest, most awkward hug of a lifetime. After she left me still in shock, she came back and did it again. FML

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On 11/24/2011 at 10:12pm - misc - by hannahlorraine - United States

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
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On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while working at my local supermarket, a customer threw a turkey at me because we "should have bigger ones." FML

Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML

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On 11/24/2011 at 5:01am - intimacy - by Faithful - Singapore

Today, I was jogging around the neighborhood when I went past a bar. There were lots of drunk men outside telling me to come over so they could give me the night of my life. One of those men was my grandpa. FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 5:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

#18327184
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On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

#18326234
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On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was complaining to my boyfriend about our excessive water bill. He then says, "Don't look at me, I don't even shower." FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 10:16am - money - by jshibbz0993 - United States (Florida)

Today, I tried to teach my dog tricks. Somehow, I thought it would be easier if I physically showed my dog how to roll, so I rolled on the floor in front of my dog. My sister recorded me and posted it on Facebook. Now everyone thinks I'm an idiot and my dog still can't roll. FML

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On 11/23/2011 at 3:19am - animals - by bonertoolong - United States (Texas)

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

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On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

Today, I went to the orthodontist. The lady took a break and went to use the restroom. Apparently she didn't bother to take her gloves off, and they smelled like straight up pee. She had her hands in my mouth for over an hour. FML

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On 11/22/2011 at 1:06pm - health - by Bob - United States (Texas)

Today, I was pulled over. The cop seemed very familiar. Turns out he was a relative of mine whom I haven't spoken to in a very long time. We had decent conversation and caught up. He still gave me a ticket. FML

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On 11/22/2011 at 10:09am - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

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On 11/21/2011 at 2:22am - love - by nightowl506 - United States (Texas)



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