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Today, I was talking to my mom about my younger brother getting his girlfriend pregnant. She asked me how old I was when I first had sex. I'm a 21 year old virgin. FML

by aces10 / 01/25/2009 at 8:52am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

by killmyself / 01/23/2009 at 2:50pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, in class, I asked my teacher for a "rubber". I didn't realise that in America "rubber" doesn't mean "eraser", it means condom. FML

by TheEnglishOne / 01/22/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I told my 10 year old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

by NVP / 01/18/2009 at 9:30am / United States (Ohio) / Kids

Today, my younger brother and my parents were in my dorm room. When I wasn't looking, my brother opened the top drawer of my dresser (where I had a tube of half-used lube) and asked out loud: "What's Astroglide?" FML

by Perpetually F-ed. / 01/17/2009 at 9:25am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my new born brother "Titan". FML

by isthisajoke / 01/14/2009 at 10:49pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

by HappyGirl / 10/28/2008 at 11:57am / France (Centre) / Intimacy