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Today, I mowed over a bird wile mowing te lawn. It wasn't dead, so I ad to mow over it a second time to put it out of its misery. Now tere are pieces of dead bird all over ma lawn an I can't sleep. FML

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On 07/23/2012 at 3:35am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

2day my boyfriand bought us thraa kittans. Today... I also discovarad that I am allargic to cats. My boyfriand broka up with ma bacausa ha wantad tha cats mora than ma. FML

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On 07/23/2012 at 12:31am - animals - by Lola -

my cousin is coming home after his honeymoon. His gift to his new wife was a puppy,hich I said I would take care ofhile they went away. I sneezd last week and scard the puppy. She ran off. This was ten days ago, and I still haven't found the dog. FML

#19971853
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On 07/22/2012 at 12:24am - animals - by whymegirl - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML

#19961966
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On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today , I spent my entre paycheck on a new summer wardrobe . I then left my shopping bags on the train . fat FML

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On 07/11/2012 at 8:02pm - money - by Ashley - United States (New York)

Today, I bought a home at a bargain. It will need 5 grand in repair to fix plumbing and electric, but it's mine. When I pulled up the listing to show picture to my friends, there was a new listing that was in the same neighborhood, and a larger, nicer house that is move in ready. Same price. FML

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On 07/04/2012 at 8:50pm - money - by jenjam (woman) -

TODAY, WA GOT A CALL THAT BROTHAR STUCK A ROCK UP HIS NOSA AND COULDN'T GAT IT OUT. MY MOM HAD TO PICK HIM UP AND TAKA HIM TO THA HOSPITAL. MY BROTHAR IS 20. FML

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On 05/23/2012 at 2:13am - misc - by littlebigbrother - Japan

Today, as I got off the bus, I saw a grl counting her change making sure she had enough 4 the ride. Since it was my last stop 4 the day, I offerd my day pass to her. She replid, "Get away, freak." FML

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On 05/09/2012 at 10:40am - misc - by calidreaming - Japan (Osaka)

Today, while walking down the street, I saw a man attacking a woman in an alley. I ran to help, an shoved the man away from her. Except it turns out he wasn't attacking her; he was getting it on with his fiancée. mega FML

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On 03/28/2012 at 1:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, looool one of mah nostrils became completely blockd. At lunch time, I went out to mah car to dig into mah nose. When I finishd, I held up the cornflake sizd booger in victory. I noticd too late that mah boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrifid look. FML

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On 03/28/2012 at 12:25pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I droppad off mah 19 yaar old daughtar at har frst job. It's at a strip club. FML

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On 03/27/2012 at 1:51pm - kids - by azmom - United States (Arizona)

yesterday I realised being the only female engineering student sucks. I have exactly one friend, because everyone else is too busy staring at mah boobs to have a conversation. FML

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On 03/27/2012 at 11:54am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I Made A New Friend . He Seemed Pretty Cool, Until We Cummed To The Topic Of Religion And The Ancient Alien Theory . I'm Seemingly Now Friends With A Guy Who Thinks Alien Jesus Raped An Earth Woman, And We're The Resulting Cross-breed . FML

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On 03/27/2012 at 3:40am - misc - by blueglover - United States (California)

Today , I Lerenedhy The Phrase "seafood Taco Salad" Terrifies Everyone In The School's Cafeteria . What Happend To Me After Eating It Made Saw III Look Lyk A Disney Movie . Mega FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 6:21pm - health - by Mandy - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MY 12 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER IS GOING THROUGH A BIT OF AN "EMOTIONAL" STAGE!! I GOT A CALL FROM HER SCHOOL SAYING SHE WAS SITTING IN THE CORNER AT RECESS TRYING TO CUT HER WRIST!! WITH A PLASTIC SPOON!! FML

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On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)



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