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today I discovered that the only thing more disgusting than watching a little kid shove there finger up there nose and eat there fresh green mucus is watching your grandmother do the same. FML

#20011258
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20189) - you deserved it (1647)

On 08/09/2012 at 10:51am - health - by MsConfusedd - United States (New York)

Today, my son thought it would be a great idea to spray a whole can of spray tan all over my freshly-painted white bathroom walls as an "experiment" !! He's 18 !! FML

#20010519
90 comments

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On 08/08/2012 at 11:29pm - kids - by bellabreeze - United States (Maine)

Today, out of abit, after scratcing my balls, I ten smelt my and. It was at tat moment I realizd most of my gym was staring at me. FML

#20009342
201 comments

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On 08/08/2012 at 10:00am - misc - by FutureMarine3658 - United States (Utah)

Today, wile doing ma job as a cart clerk, a gentleman went around te parking lot and picked some tras up, trying to elp out. Fait in umanity: +1. About an our later I saw a woman pick a bug off of er windsield and eat it. Fait in umanity: -200. FML

#20009222
122 comments

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On 08/08/2012 at 7:23am - work - by TJ (woman) - United States (Washington)

today I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down . Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through mah side-window and smacked into mah head, causing me to drive into a ditch . FML

#20008924
143 comments

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On 08/08/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I was bagging my groceries when I accidentally smackd myself in the face with a box of popsicles , giving myself a nose bled. I found out that the cashier hates the sight of blood when she passd out behind the register. They calld security on me. FML

Today,hile At Work, I Usd The Restroom. After I Noticd We Were Out Of Paper Towels, I Just Trid Shaking Mah Hands Dry. I Then Readjustd Mah Bra, Since It'd Been Driving Me Crazy All Day. After Getting Back To Mah Cubicle, I Realizd That I Had Two Wet Handprints Over Mah Boobs. FML

#20007867
84 comments

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On 08/07/2012 at 3:17pm - work - by Employee (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Yesterday, I was at the store with looool mah grandpa!! When we were rung up, he started to pay fir our myriad groceries in coins, and the guy behind us groaned!! My grandpa said, ( shut yur mouth, ) and started ranting about how stupid people r to leave paper trails fir ( government spooks!! ) FML

#20006151
72 comments

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On 08/06/2012 at 5:37pm - money - by for fucks sake gramps (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

TODAY, I WAS CHANGING MY SON'S DIAPER WHEN HE SAID "MOMMA." ASTONISHD THAT HE'D FINALLY SPOKEN, I CLAPPD AND SMILD PROUDLY. MY CLAP SCARD THE CRAP OUT OF HIM. LITERALLY. FML

#20004599
80 comments

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On 08/05/2012 at 9:10pm - kids - by milf - United States (Indiana)

Today, my 15-year-old son beggd me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
176 comments

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On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I got on an elevator at te mall, along wit a twelve or trteen-year-old grl talking on er cell. Se spent te wole ride telling te person on te oter end ow ideou I looked and ow I look like a pregnant sperm wale. I was too umiliated to even say anyting. FML

#20001108
271 comments

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On 08/03/2012 at 9:52pm - kids - by pimpslaprequired (man) - United States

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided tat e and I needed to spend "more quality time" togeter. His idea? We sould start "bonding" by taking a bat togeter. Wen I said no, e told me I was bieng unfair, and tat if I really loved im, I'd do it. FML

#19999925
210 comments

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On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I discoverd that I have been falsely accusing my sister of stealing my makeup . How do I know this? Because I found said makeup in the trunk of my boyfriend's car, next to a bag that had fishnet tights and rd stilettos in it . Oh, and the stilettos r his size, in case u were wondering . FML

#19999762
176 comments

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On 08/03/2012 at 2:22am - misc - by SingleAgain (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, mah daughter discoverd that her Venus Fly Trap will eat pieces of rippd-up scrap paper. Also today, I discoverd that mah daughter can't tell the difference between scrap paper an mah monthly paycheck. FML

#19998217
127 comments

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On 08/02/2012 at 10:12am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today I took my 2-year-old son to the ear doctor since he'd stopped responding whenever I call him. The doctor told me that his ears are just fine. He's just ignoring me. FML

#19990524
93 comments

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On 07/29/2012 at 8:20am - kids - by fml - Japan (Saitama)



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