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Today, ma boyfriend an I broke up. He now argues tat e sould keep te dog. We only datd for tree monts, an I've ad te dog since I was ten. FML

#20020225
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34171) - you deserved it (1783)

On 08/14/2012 at 5:06am - love - by cclllc (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML

#20019911
109 comments

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On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

2day son displayad an intarast in chass, an askad ma to taach him to play. Fiva minuta in, I capturad his quaan. Ha scraamad "SCREW THIS STUPID GAME", slammad his fist down on his piacas, an startad crying bacausa of tha pain. Ha's fourtaan yaars old. FML

#20019380
164 comments

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On 08/13/2012 at 8:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, mah mother screamed at mah boyfriend, calling him an "evil piece of self-centred trash". He's a sweet guy who does volunteer work fir kids with learning difficulties. She's a bitter, passive-aggressive telemarketer who constantly harasses her own family with sales calls. FML

#20018594
95 comments

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On 08/13/2012 at 11:20am - love - by millie219 (woman) - United Kingdom (Edinburgh, City of)

Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, wen I came across a guy wo claimd e could looool suck imself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told im to prove it. Turns out e could. Before I could close te browser window in orror, my dad walkd in and got a good look too. FML

#20018573
143 comments

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On 08/13/2012 at 11:06am - intimacy - by didntevenknow (woman) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today,hile out at dinner with mah boyfriend , I accidentally ripped out mah tampon picking a wedgie!! looool FML

#20017935
165 comments

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On 08/13/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by brooke - United States

Today, I walked in on mah fifteen-year-old son an his friends attempting to set up a rudimentary meth lab in his bedroom . I'm not sure whether to be angrier that they simply tried this, or that they thought burning up baking soda would somehow produce methamphetamine . FML

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On 08/12/2012 at 8:49pm - kids - by JAdams (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

2day at work , I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant , fifteen-year-old , brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out 4 bieng rude by using words from a "foriegn language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

#20015372
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On 08/11/2012 at 3:37pm - work - by mikeissad (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, mah boyfriend cutely climbd through mah bedroom window fir some sexy time. He decidd he'd introduce bondage. As I was tid to the bd, completely nakd, we heard looool the front door open. He got scard an left via the window, leaving me handcuffd to mah bd. FML

Today, mah boyfriend cutely climbd through mah bedroom window fir some sexy time. He decidd he'd introduce bondage. As I was tid to the bd, completely nakd, we heard looool the front door open. He got scard an left via the window, leaving me handcuffd to mah bd. FML

Today, mah boyfriend cutely climbd through mah bedroom window fir some sexy time. He decidd he'd introduce bondage. As I was tid to the bd, completely nakd, we heard looool the front door open. He got scard an left via the window, leaving me handcuffd to mah bd. FML

Today, mah boyfriend cutely climbd through mah bedroom window fir some sexy time. He decidd he'd introduce bondage. As I was tid to the bd, completely nakd, we heard looool the front door open. He got scard an left via the window, leaving me handcuffd to mah bd. FML

Today, I Discovarad That Whan A Cyclist Taars Down Tha Straat, Slaps U Across Tha Faca As Ha Passas, Looks Back Laughing An Flips U Off, Than Crashas Into A Lamppost, Ha'll Still Blama U An Thraatan To Sua, Avan Aftar U Rush Ovar To Chack His Injurias. FML

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227 comments

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On 08/10/2012 at 8:45pm - health - by dumbasdogshit (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today my new boss the CEO's son finally showed up 4 work three days late and right after lunch break. His frst order of business was to call a meeting and scream at everyone 4 not having a diet latte waiting 4 him on his desk. God help us all. big fat FML

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104 comments

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On 08/10/2012 at 7:16pm - work - by SHIIIIITTTT (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, after mah boyfriend an I had gotten frisky last night, I found a note on the front door of mah building that read, "Dear girl in apartment 3D, from now on please close the blinds all the way or loose 30 pounds. Either would be acceptable." FML

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160 comments

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On 08/10/2012 at 1:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Europe



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