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About kittykat2296 : Hi! I am a funny, happy and caring person. I get along with all types of people and some of my favorite hobbies are reading and taking care of animals. Have a good day! :)
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Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML
Friday 2 October 2015