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  • Birth Date : Sunday 8 August 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 668
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About kitty5399 : I currently live with my fiance in our one bedroom townhouse and work at a movie theater. I'm in high school and will graduate in May and I will graduate in August with my AA in Behavioral Science-General. My fiance works at Freebirds and is 21 and is a nerdy redneck. I love him to death. We will help lessen the statistic of young couples almost always ending in divorce.

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kitty5399's favorite FMLs

Today, I was having sex with a girl when her parents decided to come home early. Trying to run out the back door I fell and broke my ankle. Not only did her former Navy Seal father find out I was banging his little princess, he drove me to the ER, alone. FML

by Anonymous / 01/26/2010 at 9:28pm / Intimacy

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML

by Anonymous / 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, I got on an elevator with a woman and her child. I was the first one on. When she stepped on, the capacity alarm went off. As she left she told her daughter that's why fat people shouldn't be allowed in public. I'm 145 lbs. She was twice my size. I got called fat by a hippopotamus. FML

by warp_routine / 03/31/2009 at 10:17am / United States (Vermont) / Health

Today, I woke from last night after meeting the most amazing man, and after giving him a good morning kiss, roll out of bed to use his bathroom. After using his toothbrush, I go to replace it in his holder only to find not one, but several prescriptions for herpes in his unzipped toiletry bag. FML

by screwed. / 02/02/2009 at 8:42pm / United States (District of Columbia) / Love