About kitti_ : I'm Kitti.
I love rock, metal, punk, folk rock, trance, etc.
I have a boyfriend, he's the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.
I'm obnoxious and I love to tell off stupid people.
I read novels too much, read manga too much, play Sacred too much, smoke too much, and drink too much coffee.
About kitti_ : I'm Kitti.
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Today, I picked up my 4-year-old daughter from day care. As we're driving home, a butterfly lands on the windshield. Just as my daughter comments on how pretty the butterfly is, I turned a corner and accidentally hit the windshield wipers and smeared the pretty butterfly across the windshield. FML
by reb2632 / 05/29/2009 at 4:13pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML
by helloitsbrian6969 / 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
by zero_minded12 / 05/20/2009 at 11:08pm / United States (Illinois) / Love
Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
by madzlovesgee / 05/16/2009 at 1:44pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
by Hallllo / 05/11/2009 at 1:12am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML
by JAY22 / 03/26/2009 at 7:41am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
by goodbye / 03/08/2009 at 8:45pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML
by Can't Spell Worth A Damn / 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm / United States (Illinois) / Work
by Noname / 02/25/2009 at 12:35am / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I walked into work after being completly wasted last night. I was sitting in a meeting when all of a sudden the presenter had gotten an e-mail saying "crazy girl dances on tables at local bar". So obviously everyone wanted to watch it. That crazy girl was me. FML
by lifesucks / 02/24/2009 at 2:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Work
by notsohappy / 02/18/2009 at 4:14pm / United States (Kentucky) / Intimacy
Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML
by janedoe / 02/12/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by beckbr / 02/01/2009 at 7:51pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
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