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Today, I'm travelling to England for an important meeting. I'm Norwegian, and my name is Bård. I have to introduce myself as bored the whole day, because that's how my name is pronounced. FML

#6662033 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (24495) - you deserved it (1852)

On 12/08/2009 at 7:10am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Norway (Rogaland)

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a girlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He was quiet, I heard barking in the background. FML

#6650131 (134)

I agree, your life sucks (30430) - you deserved it (3026)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:20pm - love - by WoofWoof (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

#6645484 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (27425) - you deserved it (1646)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130 (315)

I agree, your life sucks (49767) - you deserved it (4754)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

#6404510 (99)

I agree, your life sucks (33069) - you deserved it (2318)

On 11/22/2009 at 12:49pm - love - by Rejected. (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I was really depressed so I talked on the phone with my best friend. She was telling me how a guy she really liked complimented her. I told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment. After a long silence she says, "You're really good with computers." FML

#6312385 (73)

I agree, your life sucks (19236) - you deserved it (3633)

On 11/15/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by Ugh (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I confronted my boyfriend, suspecting that he has been cheating on me during the past few months. He vehemently denied it. Then told me it would never happen again. What? FML

#6049453 (66)

I agree, your life sucks (28911) - you deserved it (1840)

On 10/29/2009 at 12:09am - love - by clueless (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was cooking. I leaned over the stove to preheat the oven, and burned my nipple on a pot of boiling water. I also have a teething son who is breastfeeding. FML

#5991629 (266)

I agree, your life sucks (29037) - you deserved it (7195)

On 10/25/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by roadbikemama (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend brought me to his place to meet his parents. When they saw me, they laughed. FML

#5661944 (67)

I agree, your life sucks (33098) - you deserved it (2550)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by omfgmaya - Denmark (Vestsjalland)

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

#5522422 (358)

I agree, your life sucks (54089) - you deserved it (6455)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was talking and joking with my boyfriend. He said "Hey wanna hear a joke?" I said "Yes." He said, "Our relationship." and walked away. He seriously dumped me through a one-liner. FML

#5515193 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (38597) - you deserved it (3376)

On 09/27/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by screwwyou (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, by text, while we were in the same room. FML

#5502747 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (40409) - you deserved it (2759)

On 09/27/2009 at 8:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML

#5301983 (122)

I agree, your life sucks (26173) - you deserved it (16036)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML

#5163293 (76)

I agree, your life sucks (29726) - you deserved it (4478)

On 09/10/2009 at 2:02am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out why my husband had wanted to wait until marriage to get it on. Last night was the first night of our honeymoon, and he informed me that he wasn't always Ben, but used to be Brenda. His 'penis' doesn't work and he had wanted to know I "truly loved him" before he had let me know. FML

#5148313 (183)

I agree, your life sucks (109495) - you deserved it (8692)

On 09/09/2009 at 1:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)