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kissmyasstimes10
  • Town/Country : Montreal, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 916
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 9 posted

About kissmyasstimes10 : I got the right,To put up a fight. But not quite, Cause you cut off my light. But my sight, Is better tonight
And I might see you in my nightmare! Oh how'd you'd get there? Cause we were once a fairy tale, But this is farewell..farewell!

The clouds is in my vision
Look how high that I be getting
And it's all because of you
Girl we through
You think your shit don't stank
but you are Mrs. P-U
And I don't see you
With me no more
Now tell everybody THAT YOU KNOW
THAT YOU KNOW

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Today, I had my car stolen. When the police found it, pretty much everything inside was missing. For some reason, I had left 6 pairs of shoes in my back seat. Whoever stole my car thought it would be funny to take one shoe from each pair. I now own 6 unmatched shoes and my car smells like sex. FML

#570871
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I agree, your life sucks (81640) - you deserved it (5498)

On 03/24/2009 at 1:44am - intimacy - by proudestmonkey (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a phone call from a detective in response to my stolen car that has been missing since St. Patrick's Day. He told me that he had found my car, but was chuckling the whole time. Turns out, I had parked my car in a different lot. I haven't had it for a week. It was never stolen. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12455) - you deserved it (83705)

On 03/23/2009 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (New York)



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